Poll: Who is xl999 reaaaaally....?!
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View poll results: Who is xl999 reaaaaally....?!
Alex Lifeson
25 19%
Herman Li
21 16%
"Fast" Eddy Clark
6 5%
Ace Frehley
7 5%
Scott Ian
28 21%
Jerry Cantrell
16 12%
Nuno Bettencourt
29 22%
Voters: 132.
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#1
Well Pit, I have been here for well over a year. Enjoyed myself and enjoyed others enjoying me (no gay pun intended). They were good times, laughing at Herman Li jokes and cringing every time someone said RIP Dime. The obvious rockstar bashing, br00talz glorification, and line6 spider-jokes became old after a while but nevertheless its been fun in a sort of...pubescent kind of way.
But Pit...I have a hard time dealing with myself at the moment. I have been lying to you all along, since my first day here I have led you by the nose, and in doing so have shamed myself. I have decided to change my ways and be honest:

I am someone else.

I am not a fat dutch kid and my name isn't really xl999. I am someone famous and I have been hiding it from you to see how people behave in the real world ("people" meaning 14 year olds and "the real world" meaning the internet) and to be a part of a community without constantly being harassed by teens with bad breath.
Maybe you can already guess from my flawless typing techniques that I am highly educated and have masterful finger dexterity. In any case, I have decided to put up a poll and see who can guess who I really am. From the people that guessed right I will pick one person, and he or she (yeah right) will have the opportunity to enjoy an evening in the front row seat of one of my/our gigs.

I should also add that I am not kidding.

So, without further ado: cast your votes!

please let it be Kensai who guesses right.

(poll coming)
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#2
lol poll fail

inb4 axl rose

EDIT:Fuck the internet
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#9
Please let it be Alex Lifeson!
If it was Herman Rii, I wouldn't like to guess that right... He'd probably take revenge for all the bad puns I made on his behalf...
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#11
You already dissed Herman Li, and you spelt Eddie Clarke wrong, so that gets rid of those two options. Alex Lifeson and Ace Frehely are out because they're too famous. I'm gonna go for Nuno Battencourt.
#13
Ace wouldn't be on this site, he has to much to do

I'd say it's herman li
He'd probably troll along a bunch of 14 yr olds
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#15
Billy Mays?


ANON?!
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#16
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You already dissed Herman Li, and you spelt Eddie Clarke wrong, so that gets rid of those two options. Alex Lifeson and Ace Frehely are out because they're too famous. I'm gonna go for Nuno Battencourt.


its Bettencourt, dammit.

people always get that wrong.

edit: damn.........
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#18
In this thread... Trolling done wrong.
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#21
Herman Li, he's the only one I can see finding goatse funny.

EDIT: No, you can't be. You'd spell your username "xr999" and you actual namew "Herman Ri" if you were.

That throws me right off.

I'm oing to say Nuno.
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#22
I couldn't really imagine any of the options being here, so I'm going to say that you clearly don't exist TS, and you're a figment of our collective want to have a real musician here.
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#23
If it was Bettencourt you wouldn't have said highly educated. He was a drop out wasn't he?

Spelling problems with some of the others have been addressed already, so I'll not bother mentioning them again.

I guessed Scott Ian.
Last edited by jfreyvogel at May 19, 2010,
#26
I really hope you're Alex Lifeson!

In fact, I'm listening to The Spirit Of Radio now.
Wait.



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#27
Nuno Bettencourt because your "no-one-on-UG-gives-a-shit-about-my-posts" personality is matched only by your guitar playing and music career.
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#28
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its Bettencourt, dammit.

people always get that wrong.

edit: damn.........

I'd never heard of him before this, but it was a funny name I highly doubt you're any of them anyway.
#30
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#35
I actually don't care about meeting any of these people. 'Cept for Jerry Cantrell...

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#36
Sure is attentionwhoring in here.

But it would be cool if you were Scott Ian
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#39
You're not a dutchie ?

I voted Eddy Clark, he sounds like a fatty.
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