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#3
I'm addicted to having naps in public. Last year I was skipping classes just so I could go have a great nap outside.
#4
Quote by StringAssassin
I play guitar.



I don't have anyone I consider a true friend.

I enjoy being alone.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
I have an irrational fear of grasshoppers when they're in the same room or car as me.
#8
I like cooking.
Please don't revoke my man card.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
I wish for a zombie apocalypse daily.

Edit: Honestly, everyday I wake up and hope when I look out my window, there will be zombies roaming the streets and shit. I get so excited thinking about it.
#11
I think about a way of killing most of the people I see, but I'm not a violent person.
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Lol at Bender

Quote by So-Cal

Quote by theguitarist

I got to warn you for spam though...

Quote by Shredoftheday
Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#12
I love darkness. I'm not unsocial/I have friends and all lol, but darkness is very comforting to me.

I'm shy around people I don't know, but once I'm friends with people, I'm extremely energetic/talkative.
Quote by sadSTATUE
Uhmmm... Well, apparently I was mentioned in a thread called "Japan and Lesbians."

Quote by Unknown_Biskit
Try typing "potatoes" with your dick then submit it.



My cover of Manchester Orchestra's "I Can Feel Your Pain"
http://www.mediafire.com/?jfvt54j4mkiiq99
#13
I sometimes have murderous thoughts about the ones I love, just when they're vulnerable to killing though, I don't sit around and plot that shit.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#14
My grandson will have 11 toes.
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#15
Quote by GrungeJunkie
I have an irrational fear of grasshoppers when they're in the same room or car as me.

One time I was blazed, and my friend came up to me with a grasshopper in his hand and said "try to snatch iiiit" like in tenacious D. I tried but it got squished.

on topic: I love Peace Tea. My band is in the process of being endorsed by them.
#16
Quote by Jackal58
I like cooking.
Please don't revoke my man card.


Indirectly, it adds to your manliness. Good cooking = you get pussy to end a date.

And cooking is just awesome in general.
Quote by sadSTATUE
Uhmmm... Well, apparently I was mentioned in a thread called "Japan and Lesbians."

Quote by Unknown_Biskit
Try typing "potatoes" with your dick then submit it.



My cover of Manchester Orchestra's "I Can Feel Your Pain"
http://www.mediafire.com/?jfvt54j4mkiiq99
#17
Quote by bender424
I think about a way of killing most of the people I see, but I'm not a violent person.



I must admit, I do this too. I'm such a bad person...
#18
I have a beard AND like cooking. I also have a little bit of synesthesia, but it's not too interesting.
#19
I like turtles.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#22
I like wearing eye liner.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at May 20, 2010,
#24
I have a vagina that shoots out a penis just like the alien from aliens.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#25
synesthesia - what is that? i have slight OCD along with a weird death anxiety.
Get Busy Livin' Or Get Busy Dyin'.
#28
I am a monster truck that walks like a man, and I shoot the blood of my enemys out of my nipples... I find it hard to fit in at times.
You belong in a museum.

Do you Enjoy Forza, and wish to be in an in game Club?! Look no further! Please, join.. there is no one else!
#29
I love Rush.
When an adult has one imaginary friend it's called insanity. When lots of adults have the same imaginary friend it's called religion.
Gear
Hamer Slammer PAC 3-RM
Fender Sidekick 25 Reverb
Ibanez SR406

GAS
Peavey Tour TKO 115 400W
#30
I wonder...

For every person that reveals something weird here, how many were there that came into the thread, and then left without revealing anything?

Imagine how uncomfortable they must be with themselves...
Last edited by RedDeath9 at May 19, 2010,
#31
Quote by RedDeath9
I wonder...

For every person that reveals something weird here, how many were there that came into the thread, and then left without revealing anything?

Imagine how uncomfortable they must be...

Well there's been 30 views, and (now) 30 posts.

Since I've already posted...1 person.

Freak
#32
I'm cold intolerant, and I openly avoid initiating conversation.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#34
I like Green Day more than Dream Theater.

*Hands in resignation to all of you who will probably now maim me in your minds, then crawls away from UG*
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#35
Whenever I'm in the Pit and post I'm sleep walking.
Listen to jazz, it'll make you a better guitar player.


Whatever you do, stay creative
#36
I make masks out of used newspaper articles...planning on making about 40 or more soon.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#37
I'm a night owl who is extremely susceptible to seasonal affective disorder, as we can see as I'm sitting in the Pit at 5 in the morning wanting to kill something.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#39
I have a strange tendency to hit on the chicks that work at taco bell.....but I have hidden motives for this.

[OPERATION FUCK BITCHES, GET FOOD]

1. Become a Regular
2. Flirt a lot while ordering burritos. tacos, and other various food stuffs
3. Earn her trust
3. Become her boyfriend
4. Free food

After I become sick of taco bell food I dump her and go do the same thing at other various fast food establishments. If there are no women (or if I'm really desperate for tacos) I do it to the gay guys if there are no gay guys I am forced to dress in drag and do my best female impersonation and hope some guy buys it. I only do that if I like.....really have the munchies.

I do this every few months or so when money is slow. That's weird I guess.


Also my penis curves slightly to the left.
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#40
For some reason, I hate all music I didn't decide I liked on my own. When someone says "Have you heard that new *insert band/artist* song?"

I respond with "No."

They say "Here, listen to it," and I'll automaticially hate it right away. Especially if it is some mainstream pop song. I don't know why. Funny thing about it is I do that to people all the time.

I'm just a closed-minded bastard, I suppose.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
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