http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/hansen/chrishansen-soundboard-2.htm search barred and nothing

I think this is the funniest thing I have come across on the internet in a while. Maybe I'm late to the party, but I hope somebody gets a kick out of it.

There must be a purpose to post so what is your favorite sound clip and/or part of an episode or something along those lines? Ooooh and make clever combinations of the clips.

P.S. if you do the fapping noise after anything it is ten times funnier, trust me.
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.

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