#1


Muahahahahhahahahahaha *cough*

Welcome minions. In this positively EVIL thread we shall discuss EVIL ways to take over the world (Comically though) and things which are in existence for the purpose of World Domination.

There is one requirement though...You must display a truly EVIL cackle to begin plotting.

Like so:


I propose that we build an almighty tractor beam gun.


inb4 Black Entertainment Television.
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#3
Fool! This is clearly a mockery of my Mad Scientist Thread!

I shall smite you with legions of robotic squirrel-zombies!
#5
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True evil doesn't cackle, it smoulders.

Then smashes some wine.

Oh I don't think he's evil....just misunderstood.



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#6
Fools! Not one of you can acheive as pure evilness as this evil man.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#8
HAHAHAHAHA, mine is an evil laugh. Now DIE!


That is all.
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#10
My new evil plan, is to destroy the world with a giant asteroid! By using the magnetic waves it produces I have somehow managed to steer it towards the direction of the earth. Looks like there's going to be some... fireworks?


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youmakemesmile...

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#11
... And I will get my revenge by STEALING ALL ZE LAWN GNOMES OF ZEE TRI-STATE AREA!
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#13
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Darth Mandelson has you beat, you tried your best but


Fix'd
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#14
Muhahahahaha!!!

I vote that we take kittens! Hundreds and hundreds of kittens, and then, when there is a world shortage of those bundles of fluff, we wait until the children cry, and sell them to desperate parents for EXTORTIONATE PRICES!!! Then, with said money earnt, we invest sensibly in the stocks, and bring the world to it's knees as we become majority shareholders in all TRANS NATIONAL ENTERPRISES!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

I shit myself with that last laugh...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#16
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Fool! This is clearly a mockery of my Mad Scientist Thread!

I shall smite you with legions of robotic squirrel-zombies!




Brang it Bunsen boy!
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#17
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Muhahahahaha!!!

I vote that we take kittens! Hundreds and hundreds of kittens, and then, when there is a world shortage of those bundles of fluff, we wait until the children cry, and sell them to desperate parents for EXTORTIONATE PRICES!!! Then, with said money earnt, we invest sensibly in the stocks, and bring the world to it's knees as we become majority shareholders in all TRANS NATIONAL ENTERPRISES!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Well I vote we buy hundreds and hundreds of piglets and sell them to naïve parents as miniature pigs (micro-pigs, if you will) at treble the price. By the time they've grown to full size we'll be in sunny Acapulco nursing a variety of cocktails.

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I shit myself with that last laugh...

That's what that is?
#18
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Edit:



Is that guy in Lost?
He's super-familiar...

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#19


Pictured is a giant pipe that leads into the sea, slowly sucking up all the water in the world! Within 5,700 years, all that'll be left is a cold arid desert! Mwuhahaha! And you'll never catch me, because I'm hiding in a volcano on a remote island in the Pacific. If you attempt to catch me, I'll have my evil henchmen capture you after a lengthy struggle, then I'll stick you on an elaborate and probably faulty death machine in the hands of incompetent and poorly armed workers!


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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
Ah minions...We men of EVIL will nevar succeed if we do not join forces with other EVIL forces in the world such as:

The Diabolical American Healthcare Institution


Vlad the Red


The Destroyer Of Harmony
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

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#22
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HAHAHAHAHA, mine is an evil laugh. Now DIE!


That is all.


And I shall call it "this land".

Epic firefly win sir.
#24
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Steve the Pirate.

That's all I'm saying.

Ahh yes...thank you

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#25
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And I shall call it "this land".

Epic firefly win sir.


I think we should call it your grave!
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#27
And before I forget..

EVIL wenches are also in order (or should I say chaos muahahha *cough*)




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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

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