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So I got this idea from the bbc. People had to post their solution to the Iceland volcano problem. I think the pit do alot better !

A few of their entries to get you started:



All we need is a giant carbon-nano-tube. Placing the tube over the top of the volcano, internal turbines could be used to generate electrical power. The remaining exhaust could be funnelled out into space (see diagram above) in such a way as to propel the Earth away from the Sun to mitigate the effects of global warming by reducing the incidental power received from the sun. Mike




I'd like to propose towing the Volcano further north and away from prevailing winds. I do realise it would need a lot of ships and quite a lot of rope. Stephen Fyfe, Giffnock, Glasgow




I suggest that we all go outside at a pre-agreed time, point our vacuum cleaners skywards and turn them on, thereby sucking the ash out of the sky. It can then be safely disposed of in household refuse sacks. I attach a diagram explaining in detail how this might work. Michelle Taylor-Cohen


Pit save us from Eyjafjallajokull !
#2
lol, get a WH0RE to suck all the smoke out.
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What a talented person.
#3
It was so simple all along, get Chuck Norris to freeze it!

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#4
Has anyone seen the I am Weasel episode where there is this bigass hole that got filled with an amazingly big cork-screw?

That would be my solution to the problem.
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#5
I don't know how to do anything about it, but I heard a joke about it.

What's the difference between the volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The Volcano is still blowing ash
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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Anyone else see a decidedly sexual picture there?
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#9
just let it erupt. it ain't hurting anyone.....much
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Anyone else see a decidedly sexual picture there?


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#12
Well
I suggest a GIGANTIC CORK.
or block of cheese, however you may interpret it.



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#13
I was so close to doing exactly that ^^





Everyone will be too stoned to move, let alone fly a plane. Then when the ash finally goes, everybody will sober up and everything will return to normal.
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#14
Maybe I should have resized....
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#15
Ha... I'm stickying this one
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#19
I think Britains new PM should sort this out, he could absorb all of the ash with his wrinkle free forehead
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#22
a giant carbon-nano-tube
I'm not convinced...
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#25

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a giant carbon-nano-tube
I'm not convinced...


As somebody who studies nanoelectronics, i can confirm that carbon nanotubes, are as the name suggests, very tiny, and not giant at all!
#29
LAW that suns gettin bukakked
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Is he cutting with broken glas


Looks more like a plastic knife to me.
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#32
Throw most of the world's celebrities into the crater as sacrifices to appease Thor.

Cba making a picture for that
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#33
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Is he cutting with broken glas

It's a plastic knife...
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#35
Jesus Christ!
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Why is there a rouge penis flashing in the top right?
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#39
^^ Hahahaha i just noticed that
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Why is there a rouge penis flashing in the top right?


I think it's due to the extreme reactions going on in her bush, which causes fossilized penis to erupt from Eyjafjallajökull.
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