#1
so i got bored and decided to see how many people i can get to tell me the most embarassing thing they have ever done.
mine would have to be shoving seashells into my ears then pulling them out, don't ask y, its stupid, but one time i couldn't get them out go ur turn.
#2
dis 1 tiem i spelld teh english not prprly olololololollololloo
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I voted tory.
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#4
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so i got bored and decided to see how many people i can get to tell me the most embarassing thing they have ever done.
mine would have to be shoving seashells into my ears then pulling them out, don't ask y, its stupid, but one time i couldn't get them out go ur turn.


The most embarassing thing you've done is troll the gay thread, then come round to their point of view
#5
This one time I spelled "you've" as "u've" I know it's only two letters less, but apparently I'm twelve.
#6
dis 1 tiem i spelld teh english non prprly olololololollololloo

lol u must lead a non embarassing life
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dis 1 tiem i spelld teh english not prprly olololololollololloo

#8
i got caught on vacation wit a rent boy whils taking a break from evangelism
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#9
I once watched an episode of Glee and forgot to punch myself in the ear every time the lead woman started singing. Very embarrassing.
#10
I was in history class and the teacher asked a really hard Q, and i whispered it to my friend but didnt say it aloud - because well, we've all done that

The girl infront of me heard it, and said it word for fecking word, and i was so bemused by it and stunned my brain decided to shout;

"WTF! COPY AND PASTE!?"
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#11
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i got caught on vacation wit a rent boy whils taking a break from evangelism

he never viewed my point coming ololol


Nice.
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I once watched an episode of Glee and forgot to punch myself in the ear every time the lead woman started singing. Very embarrassing.

lol i love ur response
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I once watched an episode of Glee and forgot to punch myself in the ear every time the lead woman started singing. Very embarrassing.


i wanna punch her in the ear
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I was in history class and the teacher asked a really hard Q, and i whispered it to my friend but didnt say it aloud - because well, we've all done that

The girl infront of me heard it, and said it word for fecking word, and i was so bemused by it and stunned my brain decided to shout;

"WTF! COPY AND PASTE!?"

lol wtf shes probably a blonde too
#15
Drank whiskey through someone's crutches whilst very, very drunk. Still one of the best nights I've ever had.
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lol wtf shes probably a blonde too


Yeh actually

Kayleigh was her name - the most annoying thing was that even just span round and glared at me as if i was the idiot
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Yeh actually

Kayleigh was her name - the most annoying thing was that even just span round and glared at me as if i was the idiot

lol u no the worste part about that she probably believed that too
#18
i was in class and i was being a smart ass, then a teacher said "you being smart would make me think you want a smacked bottom", me, being me mumbled under my breath "you'd like that wouldn't you" she heard me mumble it, and told me to say it again...... that supplied the class with a few good laugh's
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i was in class and i was being a smart ass, then a teacher said "you being smart would make me think you want a smacked bottom", me, being me mumbled under my breath "you'd like that wouldn't you" she heard me mumble it, and told me to say it again...... that supplied the class with a few good laugh's

lol priceless
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i was in class and i was being a smart ass, then a teacher said "you being smart would make me think you want a smacked bottom", me, being me mumbled under my breath "you'd like that wouldn't you" she heard me mumble it, and told me to say it again...... that supplied the class with a few good laugh's


Sparked a memory

I had a "friend" and my french teacher who was very stern caught him ****ing around in the corridor and brought him in, and asked him to repeat the motion he just did outside.

It was the sexual ass spanking motion.

He told him to repeat a few times (the class was in stitches already) - then asked him to explain what exactly the motion was and why he was doing outside alone

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#22
back at like the first year of high school i had a mate that was sitting in the corridor, hitting a pencil on his leg, the teacher thought he was having a fap then got the principal.....
#23
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Sparked a memory

I had a "friend" and my french teacher who was very stern caught him ****ing around in the corridor and brought him in, and asked him to repeat the motion he just did outside.

It was the sexual ass spanking motion.

He told him to repeat a few times (the class was in stitches already) - then asked him to explain what exactly the motion was and why he was doing outside alone


lol and do u remember his response
#24
This one time i spelt u and y insted of you and why because Im too lazy to type 2 more letters.
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#25
I pooped myself when I was younger in school, I had a very upset stomach, it was a shart

I went to the toilet but it was too late, the damage had already been done. So I wen back to class pretty covered in poop and the teacher asked "Oh hod what's that smell, did you step om dog dirt when you went outside?" I looked at my shoe and went no. i then sat in that classroom for another hour until the end of school (beside someone) without anyone noticing. If someone had noticed I would have gotten abuse for the rest of my school life
#26
Remember that episode in fresh prince when Will's friend Jazz greets an upper-class white guy by putting out his fist for the guy to then knock knuckles with. The upper-class man gets confused and rather than knocking knuckles he shakes his closed fist... very funny.

Anyway I sarcastically did this with my friends (shook their fist) and I must've gotten quite used to doing it.

Here's the embarrassing bit.... A few years ago I was recording with my band at a studio, and the studio engineer happened to very much like 'Jazz', a young black man with quite a relaxed attitude... you get the idea.
Anyway at the end of the recording session, we were alone in the control room, and he said 'hey man you got some cool riffs man' and he then put his fist out for me to do the common thing and knock knuckles... but without thinking I shook his fist. He stared at me looking confused... I just winced, didn't say anything and walked out.

That gives me chills to this day.
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This thread makes my inner dictionary hurt.

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I took a shit in someones letterbox.
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#31
I leaned on an escalator rail once...

Thought I was being all cool, put my elbow on the moving handrail bit, and you can imagine what happened next.

Only one person saw, but even so...