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My house has a cricket problem. While my cat and my dog love this, I hate it. I was walking around my house (barefoot) when I stepped on one.


MOTHER OF GOD


Stepping on large bugs is THE worst (nonlethal) thing a human can experience.


So what are some of the worse things that have befallen you? These are PHYSICAL things, not emotional things, like deaths, breakups, etc.
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#4
Well if I died id consider it one of the worst physicall things to happen to me =/
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#5
Hey, I've been forced to squash a palm sized moth with my hand once.

then I knew they had a green blood
        #6
        The worse I can think of is wearing a an itchy wool sweater and then falling into a pool and coming out all soaked and wet while having frigid air blast you during a cold winter.


        This has never happen to me of course.
        #7
        Stepping on plugs that are prong-up.

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        #8
        I think people are exaggrating stuff like bugs, seeing a rat, or a bee etc. If you stepped on a bug believe me its MUCH worse for the bug than it is for you-no offence.
        #9
        I accidentally leaned back and put my hand on a dead cockroach when I was little.

        *crunch*
        #10
        Having a large bug/spider run across your face at night while you're lying awake in bed, and NOT finding it or its corpse after 20 minutes of looking and blindly slapping anything that moves. Had trouble sleeping there for a week.
        #11
        for me, the absolute worst is when im eating dinner and i scrape my fork on the plate. it is the worst sensation of all time. either that or biting down really hard on your tooth and causing them to scrape up against eachother. both those things make me shudder.
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        I think people are exaggrating stuff like bugs, seeing a rat, or a bee etc. If you stepped on a bug believe me its MUCH worse for the bug than it is for you-no offence.


        Hmm how come i've never thought that way
        Is it becuase we assume that humans are better than other species?
              #13
              I stood in some dog shit bare footed once... it was fresh too. Just imagine that people
              #14
              Quote by genghisgandhi
              My house has a cricket problem. While my cat and my dog love this, I hate it. I was walking around my house (barefoot) when I stepped on one.


              MOTHER OF GOD


              Stepping on large bugs is THE worst (nonlethal) thing a human can experience.


              So what are some of the worse things that have befallen you? These are PHYSICAL things, not emotional things, like deaths, breakups, etc.

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              #15
              Quote by Satchurator
              I think people are exaggrating stuff like bugs, seeing a rat, or a bee etc. If you stepped on a bug believe me its MUCH worse for the bug than it is for you-no offence.

              I don't care about seeing them, and I don't go out of my way to kill them (unless they're in MY house ) And shut up with the bug sympathy. They're ****ing bugs.

              EDIT - ^It looks like someone is still bitter
              #16
              Quote by Satchurator
              I think people are exaggrating stuff like bugs, seeing a rat, or a bee etc. If you stepped on a bug believe me its MUCH worse for the bug than it is for you-no offence.

              No shit sherlock, but it's still disgusting to feel it crunch below your bare foot.
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              Stepping on large bugs is THE worst (nonlethal) thing a human can experience.


              Can I crack your femur then? I've always wanted to hear that.
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              #18
              I once ate a bunch of crickets in Mexico > they're pretty tasty if you roast them and then add some lemon (think chicken only a LOT crispier)

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              #21
              I have no love for bugs. I personally kill them myself if I see one at home. I just don't think it's a big deal if you stepped on it. It's just a ...ing bug like you said.
              #22
              The sound of a razorblade being scraped against glass.
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              #24
              scratching your nails on a chalkboard.

              also, getting out of wet tight jeans when you're bursting for a piss is pretty bad.

              EDIT: what about cutting a wound with a rusted razor blade, with rusted barbed wire thrusted in and out of it, then pouring lemon juice all over it, and finishing it off by rubbing shards of glass and shitloads of salt in the wound?
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              EDIT: what about cutting a wound with a rusted razor blade, with rusted barbed wire thrusted in and out of it, then pouring lemon juice all over it, and finishing it off by rubbing shards of glass and shitloads of salt in the wound?

              Psch, I do that on a regular basis.


              On topic, papercuts. Not good.
              #28
              Plugs and Lego.

              Oh and my bedroom has no carpet atm, so it's just floorboard, and I was walking across the floor (you know, as you do) and I caught the gap between my toes on a nail....AND IT GOT STUCK. I panicked and then realised pulling it off was a bad idea so I ended up pulling the already loose nail out. It seemed that the jagged edge of the 400 year old nail had embedded itself into the webbed bit between my toe.

              1 Tetanus jab and a plaster later though and it's all good.
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              #29
              Quote by mcmets07
              for me, the absolute worst is when im eating dinner and i scrape my fork on the plate. it is the worst sensation of all time.

              I think I'd rather walk barefoot through poop than experience that. God it's awful.

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              #31
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              Stepping on plugs that are prong-up.

              this. I envy mainland Europeans and Americans for their non prong-up plugs, while we're stuck with these bastards:

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              #32
              Well, stepping in dog Sh*t barefoot is pretty nasty, as is bugs, but on a related note, although this is really physical, the one about spiders running across your face when sleeping reminded me. Waking up feeling something funny, looking under the covers, and finding a dead mouse, still warm, it's pretty distressing.

              Other than that, I hate to get hit in the nuts.


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              #33
              My house had a cricket problem once and I tolerated it for a while, but then they broke my favourite cup and I had to call the 3rd umpire.
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              #36
              Cutting the side of your finger off on a meat slicer

              I can still feel the blade hitting my finger every time I think about it.
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              #37
              Having concussion from being hit in the head with a ball. I had to spend a night in the hospital throwing up every 20 seconds until there was nothing left but funny green stuff
              Not cool.
              #39
              Quote by jgbsmith
              this. I envy mainland Europeans and Americans for their non prong-up plugs, while we're stuck with these bastards:


              That looks like a pretty fucking sinister contraption if you ask me. How could they possibly think that's a good idea?
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