#1
Im moving out soon into a nice city centre top floor pimp pad in the next two weeks. Coming with me are my prized guitars, amps and smoothie maker.

Now I know the chances of being burgled are slim but I dont want to take any chances pit. Alot of us know how gut renchingly fustrating it is having our gear nicked by some bullsh*t punk ass jive turkey.

Id like the pits finest security suggestions in the way of traps ect. Ive watched home alone twice and so far all Ive got are paint tins tied to the roof . To give you a idea of the layout. If youre facing the door from outside the flat. Once you step theres a kitchen to your left and a stairs to your right that accends about a meter and a half. At the top of the stairs it splits left and straight on to the bedrooms.

EDIT: This is for security when the flat is empty.
Last edited by Preid at May 20, 2010,
#3
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#6
Insurance, an alarm system, and a lock.
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Vicious Guard Dog!
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C4 on the door........ ohhh i rhymed YAY.... *starts a chant*
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#11
Sleep in the hallway with a shotgun on your lap at all times.

Also, you have to sleep in a rocking chair or it won't work.
#12
Get one of these:
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#14
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This is for security when the flat is empty.

If you take my suggestion everything will be flat and it will never be empty.
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#15
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If you take my suggestion everything will be flat and it will never be empty.


Did I mention its a top floor flat? She'll have a coronary before she gets to the second floor. Then what?
#16
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Did I mention its a top floor flat? She'll have a coronary before she gets to the second floor. Then what?

Leave it. You'll be secure for the next several months.
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