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#1
So this could be interesting, it can be guitar related or anything.


3 things for me:

1. Powerchords
2. Tying my shoe lace
3. How to Pull-off Properly


Yours?
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#2
Quote by Chris3235
So this could be interesting, it can be guitar related or anything.


3 things for me:

1. Powerchords
2. Tying my shoe lace
3. How to Pull-off Properly


Yours?

Is that a guitar-related thing, or did it take you ages to figure out how to pull your pork?
#3
It took me ages for number 2 aswell, i'm really uncoordinated when it comes to any kind of knot. Let's just hope I never have to hang someone. Or tie someone up in my basement.
#4
Swedish. I started learning maybe 2 years ago. 2 years gone by, and I can only say "Yes", "No", "Thanks", and "Your mother is fat".

Mostly from lack of effort rather than incompetence though.
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#5
1. The double thump Victor Wooten bass technique.
2. Two handed bass tapping
3. Alternate picking (on guitar)

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#6
^ your sig

For be, it'd probably be alternate picking, any sort of arpeggio shape, and kissing.
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#7
How to give a good rimjob.
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#10
1 Tying my shoelaces
2 Pull-offs on bass
3 Barre chords on guitar.
4 Learning to play poker
5 Learning Japanese (...)
#11
Learning how to play the intro riff to Don't cry by Gun's N' Roses
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#12
Well, when I was young it took forever for me to learn how to play tetris and how to fold a paper aeroplane.
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#13
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Well, when I was young it took forever for me to learn how to play tetris and how to fold a paper aeroplane.


I still can't fold a paper plane and I'm 17.

It took me forever to learn to swim, ride a bike, write, basically anything that involved coordination. I have none of it so it was hard for me. I still can't ride a bike very well now, and my swimming is pathetic. I can write though.... just.
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Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
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pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#14
Tie laces
How to tell time
Several wasn't 7
Right and Left (not that it took longer than normal, it just takes me a few seconds, even to this day and I'm 19)
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#16
Druggie, did guitar come easily?

It took me a while to learn about computer programming. Other languages came slowly tambien.
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#17
For me it's still pull-offs on a guitar... it just gets all sloppy.
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#18
Losing weight - For about two years I've been trying, I play basketball twice a week, I swim, jog but nothing has changed. It's not that I'm unhealthy or unfit but I just look fat and makes me insecure especially talking to girls.

On guitar it'll have to be palm muting, still mess it up and my solo's will become really messy
#19
It took me ages to learn how to ride a bike, and how to swim, but once i got the hang of it i was very good at both.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#20
i still can't tell analogue time, i have to spend so much time decoding what it says that the time has changed and i have to start again :P
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Hardwire Delay
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Artec Dual Boost
Boss EQ
#21
Not piss myself in my sleep....That took way too long for me to learn
#22
stairway to heaven solo
how to swim (still can't very well)
Tomb Raider I... i beat it 2 weeks ago
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#23
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It took me ages for number 2 aswell

Pooping is hard. Especially when the poop is hard.
#24
Finnish.
The simplest riffs ever when I first started playing guitar.

Aaand... writing. I'm a leftie and my teachers were convinced I was just right-handed and lazy, it took them ages to realise they'd been forcing a pencil into the wrong hand >_>
#25
Masturbation. Seriously.


Also sweeps, I am still trying.

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#26
why women have breasts. Up until age 10 or so I just thought that women were all fat.
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#27
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Finnish.
Aaand... writing. I'm a leftie and my teachers were convinced I was just right-handed and lazy, it took them ages to realise they'd been forcing a pencil into the wrong hand >_>

Education at it's finest
#28
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Right and Left (not that it took longer than normal, it just takes me a few seconds, even to this day and I'm 19)


this.
i know it, but i still do the hand think, or have to double take.
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#29
I've got appalling coordination. After so much practice I still can't roll cigarettes, so when I wish to smoke, I need to use a rolling machine.

Shoe laces and riding a bike took far too long for me as well.

My coordination affects my guitar playing as well but that never was a big issue. I play guitar because I find it fun. It also affected my ability at sports, but it was okay. The sports I cared about, I put effort in, and I always came out better than everyone who didn't.
#31
I don't ever suck at anything?
tho last time we went bowling I needed like 5 gutter balls to get the hang of it again.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

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#32
It took me ages to learn how to write number 2. In kindergarten everyone knew how to write it, but I just kept writing z instead of 2.
#33
Hybrid picking. I can't sync it up properly
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#34
how babby is formed.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
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#35
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how babby is formed.


It was on the news this morning.
#37
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Druggie, did guitar come easily?

It took me a while to learn about computer programming. Other languages came slowly tambien.


Not really... It eventually did but i'm so god awful at it I may as well have not bothered. I've been playing over 10 years, and I can't do much more than the solo from 21 Guns by Green Day and string a few chords together. I'm reasonably OK at bass though, and drums.

My Dyspraxia doesn't help either - what is difficult to learn anyway was a lot harder for me. I still can't put a key in a door without holding it with both hands. Seriously.
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Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
Quote by supersac
pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#38
how to ollie on a skateboard. Seriously. I knew how to 180 and do tons of variations of an ollie, but not just straight up ollie.

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#40
German. I lived in Austria for 7 years, and even though I took lessons in school, I could hardly speak a word of it for the first 6 years.

Then suddenly I realised I was in the class with all the native speakers, I could read the newspaper and watch TV in german. Dunno how it happened.

I would say something guitar related, but I can hardly play guitar at all, so I don't consider it something I've "learned"
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