#1
alright so i got this cold and its **** brutal and i wanna know what causes our noses to run when we have a cold. any explanation? im ready to just shut down my entire nasal system i cant take this **** anymore. also any tips to get riod of cold symptoms? i would rather die then do this shit
#2
No medical threads allowed bro. See a doctor.
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Suck it up like the other kids, bub.
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#9
mucus in the nasal cavaties is used to stop things from entering you (things including bacteria) so when you are sick you produce more to allow less in


i think i remember hearing this.

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#10
An infection causes it. Basically bacteria/other assorted pathogens/pollen/other assorted irritants gets into your nose, so your body produces mucus to catch it and flush it out of your system.

Basically, you're going to die.
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Well that's silly. Once your dead it makes no difference. Lrn2then/than.

Also, it's flushing out any bacteria that might be getting up through your nostrils.

i found that to be quite rediculous myself, i don't think mucus can produce after death...

take some neocitrin (can't spell it) it works for me
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alright so i got this cold and its **** brutal and i wanna know what causes our noses to run when we have a cold. any explanation? im ready to just shut down my entire nasal system i cant take this **** anymore. also any tips to get riod of cold symptoms? i would rather die then do this shit

Well then the obvious answer would be to kill yourself
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i just took a shower and fapped a bit and i felt great until i got out of the shower...


Thanks for sharing.
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i just took a shower and fapped a bit and i felt great until i got out of the shower...


then get back in the shower and bring porn and lot's of it...
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#23
I find physical activity to do wonders for my congested sinuses, so I suggest getting off your tush and go do something. It dosent have to be sprints or anything, just walking around some will help.
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An infection causes it. Basically bacteria/other assorted pathogens/pollen/other assorted irritants gets into your nose, so your body produces mucus to catch it and flush it out of your system.

Basically, you're going to die.


Also, if it's clear, it's generally allergies. If it's green or yellow, that denotes infection.
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#25
^ its clear. ur tellin me this is nothin but allergies?

also i just hd some burger king. nothing like a good old american meal to fight off that commie backteria
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^ its clear. ur tellin me this is nothin but allergies?

also i just hd some burger king. nothing like a good old american meal to fight off that commie backteria


You probably have hayfever. How old are you? It normally develops when you're a teenage, and it's not uncommon to get it one year despite never having it before or ever getting it again. Just keep blowing.
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You probably have hayfever. How old are you? It normally develops when you're a teenage, and it's not uncommon to get it one year despite never having it before or ever getting it again. Just keep blowing.



what is hayfever? im 16 and ive never had that before. if i take a clartin or allergie meds will it go away?
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what is hayfever? im 16 and ive never had that before. if i take a clartin or allergie meds will it go away?


Hayfever is just an allergy to certain (normally grass) pollens. It's just basically a name for pollen allergies.

Allergies aren't anything to worry about, I'm allergic to blossom (yeah! how metal is that!! :headbang and it doesn't bother me too much. Just buy some over-the-counter allergy meds and it should mostly clear up. It might come back next year, and it could be something you're allergic to for your whole life. It's not really a big deal and it's pretty common. Does being out in the grass or near a field effect it more? Also do you live in an urban or rural area, and if rural; what kind of crops are grown nearby? All of this can help diagnose what you're allergic to and help you avoid it.
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Holy shit this dude is responsible for some of the dumbest threads ever. Someone perma ban him please


Does this mean I should stop helping him?
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#32
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Yeah he deserves to suffocate in his own mucus


Will this occur on it's own or should I attempt to hurry the process along?
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#33
Quite simple. Although mucus is made to trap stuff that gets all up in your nose, bogies are also made of dead white blood cells. Since you're fighting off an infection, you're getting alot of dead white blood cells and alot of bogies.

Edit: Oh right, you may also have a severe case of the gay. There is no cure, I'm afraid.
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Will this occur on it's own or should I attempt to hurry the process along?

Well I think he won't believe a thing you say after that post
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#35
Drink a shit-ton of cough syrup; it may or may not actually stop it, but it's not like you'll notice anyways.