#1
Alright, so at lunch today, this jerk bumped into me and spilled some soda on himself. For some reason, he got really pissed at me, and when I got back to my room (I go to boarding school) he threatened me with a knife. Now, I know the obvious answer is to tell someone, but I don't want to get attacked by one of his friends, and it'd be obvious I said something if they did anything about it. Also schools out in a week for what its worth...I'm sure I'm leaving something important out. But yeah, I really want some input on this before I do anything...so if anyone has anything to say, its really appreciated.
#2
He threatened you with a knife? Then the only option is to get a gun and threaten him.
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#3
threatening someone with a knife seems perfectly logical over spilled soda.
#4
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threatening someone with a knife seems perfectly logical over spilled soda.

Yeah definitely. Had he dropped his doughnut too it would've entitled him to 3 stabs as well.
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Yeah definitely. Had he dropped his doughnut too it would've entitled him to 3 stabs as well.

oh man, if i dropped my donut id have to kill his whole family.
#6
Just ignore him?

If he does it again just apologise and try to make it clear your not going to rise to the bait.

Whatever happens he wont stab you, not if your in that small a community, just keep out of his way for the next week and dont sweat it.

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#7
All this talk about soda is making me thirsty.


Now, as for your conundrum TS, let me tell you about the concept of preemptive strikes...
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#8
Break into his room and wait behind his door on a chair all night with a sawn-off resting on your lap.

He'll never see it coming.

Edit: Right. That's my silly side appeased.

I'd just ignore it. Apologise. Move on. It'll be an empty threat made to intimidate you. He sounds like the type of twat who thinks he needs to big himself up to being all tough. And guys like that usually are pussies.

If he persists, then I'd tell someone. Possibly police if he's persistent enough.
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threatening someone with a knife seems perfectly logical over spilled soda.

Yeah I know man, its like wtf? He spilled literally a couple drops of soda (the spot couldn't have been bigger than a penny) on his shirt cause he bumped into me, and he threatens me with a knife.
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oh man, if i dropped my donut id have to kill his whole family.

It's only fair and not at all overreacting.

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Yeah I know man, its like wtf? He spilled literally a couple drops of soda (the spot couldn't have been bigger than a penny) on his shirt cause he bumped into me, and he threatens me with a knife.


He obviously has some mental problems, or it was a very nice shirt.
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#12
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It's only fair and not at all overreacting.


He obviously has some mental problems, or it was a very nice shirt.


or tasty soda.
#13
Yeah I would go the whole ignore him thing. I had a problem with a classmate of mine a few days ago where he wanted to fight me over what seemed to me to be nothing. I just went to the deans after he threatened me with "after-school violence" and we straightened things out there. It was a whole misunderstanding. I just would say that with a week left, try to lay low.
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Just ignore him?

If he does it again just apologise and try to make it clear your not going to rise to the bait.

Whatever happens he wont stab you, not if your in that small a community, just keep out of his way for the next week and dont sweat it.


This is the best idea. Immature idiots like that get whats coming to them after they get out of school usually. They peak at that age then its all downhill from there. And he wouldnt actually do it if its a small town, it would be stupid because it wouldnt be hard to figure out who it was. Kids like that are just looking for attention so if you dont give it to them they will usually leave you alone.

EDIT: But if it really comes down to a fight bear grylls (however you spell his last name) just did a worst case scenario on physical assault that would help you out.
Last edited by Lethal Dosage at May 21, 2010,
#15
a wild jerk appeared! Harmonicer used soda spill, its super effective! jerk uses knife threat, RUN, got away safely...

you probably should have used hypnosis of confuse ray
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There is only one logical course of action for you, TS:



In all seriousness, if he does it again, report him, he clearly has problems.
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He threatened you with a knife? Then the only option is to get a gun and threaten him.

This. Escalation is the only answer.
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He threatened you with a knife? Then the only option is to get a gun and threaten him.

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Reenact this scene !
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#22
Is it not obvious?

The guy is clearly deranged if he is threatening you with a knofe for spilling soda, its in your interest and the interest of everyone else in that school, that he is removed.

Tell someone in authority.