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...and i was getting ready to leave and the guy running it saw the back of my shirt, which said "Ryan's Lawn Care." he asked if i had my own lawn mowing business and i told him i was trying to stray away from it cuz i'm starting new business ventures and he said i sounded like a very ambitious person. then he started talking about his sons. one is in the navy and the other is a recording engineer in hollywood. the son who is a recording engineer, his name is also Ryan...Ryan Castle. He went to college at Ontario Institute of Audio Recording Technology (i think that's it...) for one year and has recorded with the Rolling Stones, Jet, Yellowcard, Wolfmother, Billy Idol, Cheryl Crow and a lot more. He started of wanting to do that by deejaying at my school's radio station (WOAS) like i did and was also in a band like i am. I thought that it was interesting, and ironic at the same time...

His name is Ryan. He's from the same town as me, deejayed at the same station as me, was in a band like me...i almost feel like everything else will happen to me too.

anybody else ever have this happen? it's kinda wierd...lol
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No I have never had some random guy at a garage sale ask me if I was starting a lawn mowing company and then proceede to tell me that his son has done a lot of cool shit that I've never done and it just so happens that his son has the same name as me and when he was my age did similar things that I do.

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#5
Good thing your shirt didn't read Ryan's Cocksucking Service.
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I thought that it was interesting, and ironic at the same time...

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*Hands over the steel-bound dictionary of beatings.*

An engraved lead pipe is much more efficient.
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An engraved lead pipe is much more efficient.


The Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is not only a tool of violence, it is a tool of learning. It has many words and their definitions within- many more than a lead pipe could be engraved with. Therefore the Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is much more efficient in the long run.

There's something satisfying about asking someone to read the definition, use it incorrectly in a sentence and then punishing them for their insolence.
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...and i was getting ready to leave and the guy running it saw the back of my shirt, which said "Ryan's Lawn Care." he asked if i had my own lawn mowing business and i told him i was trying to stray away from it cuz i'm starting new business ventures and he said i sounded like a very ambitious person. then he started talking about his sons. one is in the navy and the other is a recording engineer in hollywood. the son who is a recording engineer, his name is also Ryan...Ryan Castle. He went to college at Ontario Institute of Audio Recording Technology (i think that's it...) for one year and has recorded with the Rolling Stones, Jet, Yellowcard, Wolfmother, Billy Idol, Cheryl Crow and a lot more. He started of wanting to do that by deejaying at my school's radio station (WOAS) like i did and was also in a band like i am. I thought that it was interesting, and ironic at the same time...

His name is Ryan. He's from the same town as me, deejayed at the same station as me, was in a band like me...i almost feel like everything else will happen to me too.

anybody else ever have this happen? it's kinda wierd...lol

I went to Ontario Institute of Audio Recording Technology and I believe his name even came up in conversation with teachers. Crazy.
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I thought this story was going to end with you getting Ryan to record you and your band and get signed to a record deal, or something along those lines.

I am disappoint.
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#17
Once when I was a kiddie I was at a playground, and someone called out my name. I turns out they were talking to someone else who presumably had the same name as me.

I found it interesting, and ironic that both of us were at the playground and had the same name.
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i'mma guess he says that to everyone
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#20
My name is Ryan...I lead a boring life of lawn care business...I'm trying to get into other business ventures...I DJ'd at WOAS for a while...man this is really creepy...I can't believe there's three of us like this!!!
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#21

I felt this was necessary for some reason.

But no, that's never happened to me. Closest thing to that for me would have to be when I met this girl in my Spanish class. She was the same year as me, born and raised in Miami, FL, like me. She moved to Detroit for school, was majoring in Biomedical Physics, minoring in Chemistry, all like me. And also a huge tech geek to boot. Thought it was pretty cool to finally have a friend thats so similar to me.
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dear god that made me laugh hard
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oh my god, i laughed so damn hard too, i'm still tearing from it, this is the most random thing i've seen in my life....
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would've been cooler if YOU turned out to be the ryan he was talking about. lost-father-son thing, coming from the future, predicting shit, etc.


would have been even cooler if the man paid him to cut his lawn every week. Starting the lucrative multi million business that is Ryan's lawnmowing business
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Yeah my dad was telling me about a guy he was talking to who he met at his garage sale. Apparently he was telling him all about my college and recording activities.
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It really is an ass to mouth company.

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Fixed!

I joke. On topic, it really is a grassroots company!
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The Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is not only a tool of violence, it is a tool of learning. It has many words and their definitions within- many more than a lead pipe could be engraved with. Therefore the Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is much more efficient in the long run.

There's something satisfying about asking someone to read the definition, use it incorrectly in a sentence and then punishing them for their insolence.

I disagree sir. I find it much more satisfying to take a mighty swing and just before the pipe reaches the bridge of their nose scream "Read it bitch".
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I disagree sir. I find it much more satisfying to take a mighty swing and just before the pipe reaches the bridge of their nose scream "Read it bitch".

The Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is on a chain. With spikes. And marshmallows. Filled with caustic soda.
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The Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is on a chain. With spikes. And marshmallows. Filled with caustic soda.

The engraved lead pipe of death is under the seat of my truck. What's your point marshmallow man?
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#35
Interesting and ironically, I was in the same class with a guy that had the same name as me. Awesome.
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The Steel-bound Dictionary of Beatings is available at all good local libraries.

Engraved lead pipe of death is available at all local hardware stores. There are more of them and have longer hours than libraries.
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It really is a grassroots company.

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Your joke is so interesting and ironic.
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would have been even cooler if the man paid him to cut his lawn every week. Starting the lucrative multi million business that is Ryan's lawnmowing business


hmm... maybe. And then the two become so close that the guy actually starts believing this Ryan is his real son. The company grows bigger and bigger and Ryan just plays along taking money from the guy. And then the real Ryan returns home and is all like "lol, who is this?" and the other Ryan be like "i am YOU, in a way. We gotta get out of here, this cat is crazy!" So they run away together and along the journey they discover that they are indeed the same person, just split into two different bodies. They start a company called The Ryans which operates in the music industry business AND the lawn mowing business, and with all the profit collected they start an association for helping people with this condition (one-split-in-two-bodies,) people become more aware of it, creating a global sensation, everybody wants to find their other half, etc. Turns out the story gets too hyped in a national tabloid and the whole thing slowly dies. A book is then written based on the story.
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No I have never had some random guy at a garage sale ask me if I was starting a lawn mowing company and then proceede to tell me that his son has done a lot of cool shit that I've never done and it just so happens that his son has the same name as me and when he was my age did similar things that I do.



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