#1
Well, it was nice night.
Then thing led to another that led to me singing a nice trololololololol in the moonlight.

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM ) for those who don't know.

And guys, I can't believe it... I got the girl with THIS. She was slobbering all over MY SEXY FACE!! Mindfuuuuuuu!!

True story.
#5
True story, bro.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all