#1
So pit, it's my 19th birthday right now. 19 years ago I would have been born in a few hours. As most of you know, 19 is the lamest birthday on the planet. So what'd ya get me?
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#2

You'll get nothing and like it!
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#5
Quote by Silverstein14
19 is the best in Canada. Legal drinking age ftw



You lucky SOB. Still a teenager but still 2 years away from being legal to drink here. Most worthless birthday ever
Winner of the 2011 Virginia Guitar Festival

Protools HD
Lynx Aurora 16/HD192
Mojave, Sennheiser, AKG, EV etc mics
Focusrite ISA828 pres
Waves Mercury
Random Rack Gear

65 Deluxe Reverb
PRS CE 22
American Standard Strat
Taylor 712
#6
Quote by Artemis Entreri
You lucky SOB. Still a teenager but still 2 years away from being legal to drink here. Most worthless birthday ever


Bummer dude. Im not even 19, but I feel your pain. Im a year away from being legal, so almost in the same boat. In Manitoba, drinking age is 18
#11
I didn't get you a smack in the mouth.

Sorry, I forgot.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#13
like it? i got it at walmart...it was on sale
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#15
Quote by obeythepenguin
I got you the darkest, most brutal gift of all...

As a side note, my birthday's tomorrow, so does that mean I get to pull this shit too?


No, because you share a birthday with my ex haha.
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#16
I didn't get you nothin'. I got a fine and had to pick up the garbage, so I was a bit preoccupied



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#17
Quote by Artemis Entreri
No, because you share a birthday with my ex haha.

Give him that hot dicking you would've given your ex. I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
#19


YOU GET NOTHING!

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#21
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I got you this guy...




... To tell you about Diabeetus.

WILFORD BRIMELY!!! my ****ing hero!!!
#22
I got something to help you stand up, despite your birthday making you lame.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#23
Quote by olix95
WILFORD BRIMELY!!! my ****ing hero!!!

Well you don't get him. It's not your birthday..

Well.. Gotta get you something..


Oh! Here. I found this thing lying in the back of my closet..




He keeps eyeing my in a very.. Odd way.. And making a suckling noise. Please, take him away...
#26
Quote by TheAbsentOne
Well you don't get him. It's not your birthday..

Well.. Gotta get you something..


Oh! Here. I found this thing lying in the back of my closet..




He keeps eyeing my in a very.. Odd way.. And making a suckling noise. Please, take him away...

damn. as for the thing from your closet, just burn it while it is alive
#27


This. Season One of Friends. Enjoy... and Happy Birthday! =D
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I now have a lolstack, therefore I shall stop my rampage!
#28
Quote by olix95
damn. as for the thing from your closet, just burn it while it is alive

HOLY F**K THIS THING IS ALIVE????

God! Burn! The power of Christ compels you!
#29
Quote by halvies
I got you some dark grey text. Here it is:


(I hope you use UG black)



I highlighted you post about twenty times, you bastard!
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..