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Short-and-sweet; Much like most people on this site, I'm pissed the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting Ronnie James Dio's funeral.

However I think that Dio'd find it funny, and on top of that,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Of_2ykZpQ

Why not, rather than turn away their use as an attention-grabbing fundraising tool, use their presence to rake in some money for Ronnie's cancer charity that Wendy asked people to donate to instead of sending flowers, and for extra "fuck you Fred Phelps" points, make the donations in his name and honour and send him a thank-you card for making it possible just like in the video?

It's completely legal, completely proactive, and uses them for good, which is hard to do. I think that Ronnie'd prefer this to anyone attacking them. It actually gets something good done without punishment to the good person.
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