#2
They were all used up in the other thread about a woman who died from a severe case of toiletbrushintheassosis.
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#4
how the **** do you get a brush handle inside your buttock, unless they make multi-purpose toilet brushes
*this end is for scrubbing the toilet*
*this end is for stabbing the neighbour's kid*

Lol its slightly funny how she died from bloodloss
Basically she got stabbed in the ass and bled out (heroic death)
#6
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Puns about a woman dieing?

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#7
A young British mother died after doctors failed to spot a 15-centimetre-long toilet brush handle embedded in her buttock, a judiclal enquiry has revealed.



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#8
well that was a pain in the ass
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#11
That's horrible

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#12
So she had this thing her ass for 5 years? How did she...evacuate her bowels?
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#14
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Asking for puns?

Anyway, it seems like that would be something you tell the doctor when you get there. "oh. by the way, there's a huge toilet brush handle in my ass"
I'm sure they've seen worse.

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#17
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Why the hell would somebody stick a toilet-brush handle up their ass?


It's funny, I would have thought that an ability to read is something of a pre-requisite to posting on a forum.


According to The Sun, a judicial investigation into the death of 35-year-old Cindy Corton was told Tuesday the woman suffered the injury after a drunken fall in a friend's bathroom in 2005.
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It's funny, I would have thought that an ability to read is something of a pre-requisite to posting on a forum.


OK, so it was an accident...Try to include that next time you make such a thread title.