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I can't think of any sane reason; by eating our own dead we could effectively treat the overpopulation and global hunger crises, while sparing animals at the same time.

Arguments against?

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#2
The morality of eating your loved ones?
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I can't think of any sane reason; by eating our own dead we could effectively treat the overpopulation and global hunger crises, while sparing animals at the same time.

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I can't think of any sane reason; by eating our own dead we could effectively treat the overpopulation and global hunger crises, while sparing animals at the same time.

Arguments against?


How in the **** does it help our overpopulation if they're ****ing dead? Not to mention you're probably not in a third world country so why in the hell would you eat a body? You're not starving.

I swear people get ****ing stupider every day.
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How in the **** does it help our overpopulation if they're ****ing dead? Not to mention you're probably not in a third world country so why in the hell would you eat a body? You're not starving.

I swear people get ****ing stupider every day.

the overpopulation could eat the dead people because they don't have regular food to eat.


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How in the **** does it help our overpopulation if they're ****ing dead? Not to mention you're probably not in a third world country so why in the hell would you eat a body? You're not starving.

I swear people get ****ing stupider every day.


Pretty much my take on the matter.
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#8
Because human's a bit stringy, though I'm told it tastes great with a good pepper sauce.
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#9
It's frowned upon because people have a greater personal connection with other people, more so than they would a fish. Also, cannibalism is historically known as a habit if the uncivillised.

Thirdly, can you imagine the fuss Peta would kick up?
#11
Well for one human apparently tastes pretty assy, which is why most animals spit us out after they've had a bite.

Also you're not solving any crisis unless you kill them for food instead of letting them die of natural causes, which by the way, is very much illegal EVERYWHERE.

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#13
It's not a rational argument, but an emotional one... could you bear with the idea of eating a person that once had a life, a family, their own thoughts and emotions, that you might even had liked to talk to if you have met...?

Of course, by the same reasoning, why do we eat animals? They have basic feelings as well, and some of them aren't that inferior to us. But we eat them anyway because it's a part of survival (although I'd rather avoid it except in case of real necessity.... we kill, and breed to kill, way too much for what we need).

Well, I wouldn't be able to accept cannibalism, and I think most people wouldn't. But I agree there's no real rational argument for it, just our (subjective) morals.

EDIT Of course the only situation where this "might" be acceptable under different morals than ours would be for people that died of accident or unrelated murder, healthy bodies that were killed before their time. Other ideas are just plain stupid.
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You don't eat the dick of a chicken or a cow, do you? What's the difference?
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It's murder... Murder is illegal... So by the transitive property... Cannibalism= ILLEGAL!

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#16
antilian people taste like chicken
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It's murder... Murder is illegal... So by the transitive property... Cannibalism= ILLEGAL!


Yeah, eating a dead bloke is murder.
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I've heard that there are chemicals in human flesh that are simuilar to drugs. (this is an argument pro cannibalism by the way :P)

And I think it's quite tasty, human flesh. Think about it, we live very healthy and eat the best food there is.
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Yea, the new low being you thinking cannibalism is murder.
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What would you do if somebody cannibalized your girlfriend?


Probably take a chunk with a bit of garlic butter and a glass of Syrah, no point in her going to waste.
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Yeah, eating a dead bloke is murder.


Ignoring the legal aspects of it, where are you going to get a body to eat? People you know just don't die on a daily basis and I doubt a family of someone who has died is going to let some sick bastard eat their relative's corpse.

Aside from being morally appalling, it's just not economical. All of this is ignoring the possibility that one of the bodies might have gangrene or cellulitis or any nasty ass infections (or any illness).
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#24
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You don't eat the dick of a chicken or a cow, do you? What's the difference?


1. Cows and chickens don't have dicks.
2. You would get along with them.
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Ignoring the legal aspects of it, where are you going to get a body to eat? People you know just don't die on a daily basis and I doubt a family of someone who has died is going to let some sick bastard eat their relative's corpse.


I'm not being legal, is it murder to nosh away at a bloke who's specified that he wants to be eaten in his will? Particularly someone who is... you know... dead? There I was thinking murder was, you know, the killing. Not, you know, what happens to the body after it's dead. Note the specificities of the OP and the statement I was responding to, by the way.

Also, why aren't you Colgate Troll anymore. That's shit.
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but what about eating george bush?
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1. Cows and chickens don't have dicks.
2. You would get along with them.


Only cocks and bulls have dicks
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1. Cows and chickens don't have dicks.
2. You would get along with them.


*Sigh* You don't eat the GENITALIA of a chicken, do ye?
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*Sigh* You don't eat the GENITALIA of a chicken, do ye?


i ate chicken breast once
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Aside from being morally appalling, it's just not economical. All of this is ignoring the possibility that one of the bodies might have gangrene or cellulitis or any nasty ass infections (or any illness).
That gave me some grim thoughts.
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#33
dude you just hitted a new low, posting in the pit means: lol answers
but your thread just made us all sick!
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#35
because human beings see themselves as higher and better than other creatures so eating one would be seen as immoral. i don't know why i spoke about humans as if i wasn't one but thats it.
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#36
Morally reprehensible? Perhaps. Delicious? Most certainly.

I think anything that's cooked in the right way would taste very good. Especially if I despised the person I happened to be eating.

I have almost the same view of the world as Dr. Lecter does, so I can see how I could justify it. Plus I'm a damn good cook. It'd be a perfectly savory meal.
#37
because the taste varies from person to person >_>


and seriously because you wouldn't have the balls to.
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Morally reprehensible? Perhaps. Delicious? Most certainly.

I think anything that's cooked in the right way would taste very good. Especially if I despised the person I happened to be eating.

I have almost the same view of the world as Dr. Lecter does, so I can see how I could justify it. Plus I'm a damn good cook. It'd be a perfectly savory meal.


I can see how cheering for the Sharks would make someone batshit crazy enough to resort to cannibalism. >.>
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#39
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I can't think of any sane reason


this tells us just how insane you must really be...
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#40
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Human meat doesn't taste that good.


Human meat is quite delicious if correctly prepared both before and after death.
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