#1
So me and my friend had a discussion about all the songs you SHOULDNT sing around your prospective girlfriend.

Top marks went to Your Body is a Wonderland and Butterfly by Jason Mraz.

You pitmonkeys have any other inappropriate songs?
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#3
i cum blood?
lolololololol i so funneh

edit: DAMN YOU!!
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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#6
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i cum blood?
lolololololol i so funneh

editAMN YOU!!



Also, Closer by Nine Inch Nails, Let Me by Black Tide, most things by Steel Panther...

Especially Fat Chick. That'd be a REALLY bad idea.
#11
Date Rape by Sublime.
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#16
Move bitch get out the way!


Edit: why can't I write in all capitals?
Last edited by hobson111 at May 22, 2010,
#17
**** Her Gently by Tenacious D
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#18
Disciple by Slayer.

"GOD HATES US ALL!" Is yelled a lot in that song. That would probably be not a good thing to sing. Unless of course your girlfriends parents are hardcore atheists then GO FOR IT!
#19
damn all the good ones are gone...

American Idiot- Greenday, they'll think you're gay and just experimenting on thier daughter
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#21
i wanna **** a dog in the ass wanna **** a dog in the ass and so on.

i think the parents aren´t so happy to hear this
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#23
This.

That is all.
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#25
Justin Bieber- Love Me.

You'd probably get thrown head first out of any respectable family's house.
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#27
Cannibal Corpse.

seriously.
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#28
+1 To all thing listed
+2 for Carnivore - Suck My Dick

Nursery rhythms might be a bad idea to. That would make you look "special"
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#30
The Gloominous Doom - Rigormortis.

It's about ripping the tits from your dead girlfriend and sticking them on your new one. Seriously.
#31
Blink 182 - I wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass.
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#32
**** Me Like You Hate Me-Seether (yes, an alternative song but whatever) would probably not go over too great. Neither would Cigaro by System of a Down.

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Blink 182 - I wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass.


forgot about this one
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#33
Agitated Screams of Maggots by Dir en Grey.

Particularly the line: "I'll rape your daughter on your grave."
"I will live with my work, I scream with this body of flesh that separates heaven and hell." Dir en Grey - Vinushka.

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#34
I just looked through my itunes this one made me laugh (andCannibal Coprse was taken )

Awesome Rape- Das Oath
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#35
Rape Me-Nirvana
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#36
^ rammstein - pussy
You who build these altars now

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