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#1
so pit, i've got a bit of a problem...

a few days ago i've got a Textmessage from a girl i apparently met at a Huge party a while back, saying that she was pregnant and that It was mine. now you'd think thatS bad enough, but it gets worse. ThIs morning, i got an e-mail from another girl with the same Story (not exactly the same ofcourse, but you get the idea). It was A pretty wiLd party and I really can't remember anything at all, not Even the sexing. i highly doubt that it's a joke since none of my friends know these girls. i know this second girl vaguely and she was obviously hinting towards starting a relationship and raise the baby together... i don't know about the other girl, but she hasn't told me yet wether she's going for an abortion or not. now i have absolutely no interest in a relationship with any of these girls, nor in being a dad at this stage in life.

what do I do ?

TL;DR: i apparently knocked up 2 girls at the same party, and i don't remember anything about it. what do?
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Last edited by the bartender at May 22, 2010,
#2
Get another girl pregnant, in celebration.
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#4
I think it's extremely likely they're in it together and are winding you up.

If not....you're screwed.
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#6
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I think it's extremely likely they're in it together and are winding you up.

If not....you're screwed.

This.
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#10
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I think it's extremely likely they're in it together and are winding you up.

If not....you're screwed.

This. Teach them a lesson with some emergency Falcon Punching.
#11
this is truly not legit , so its time to quit

wait actually introduce them to each other, lez family ?


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#12
Tell them you're acctually a chick. Joke's on them.
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#13
possibly trolling?

actually hope to god they be trolling? they might have found your # and been like "oh yeah that guy at that party... lets screw with him hehehe"

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#16
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So pit, i've got a bit of a problem...

A few days ago i've got a Textmessage from a girl i apparently met at a Huge party a while back, sayng that she was pregnant and that It was mine. Now you'd think thatS bad enough, but it gets worse. ThIs morning, i got an e-mail from another girl with the same Story (not exactly the same ofcourse, but you get the idea). It was A pretty wiLd party and I really can't remember anything at all, not Even the sexing. i highly doubt that it's a joke since none of my friends know these girls. i know this second girl vaguely and she was obviously hinting towards starting a relationship and raise the baby together... i don't know about the other girl, but she hasn't told me yet wether she's going for an abortion or not. Now i have absolutely no interest in a relationship with any of these girls, nor in being a dad at this stage in life.

What do I do ?

TL;DR: I apparently knocked up 2 girls at the same party, and I don't remember anything about it. what do?


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#17
Two possibilities :

1. You're being trolled. If you really think you're such hot stuff that you knocked up TWO girls in one night.... weeeell I've got some bad news for you...

2. You've got the most retarded luck in the world (awesome for nailing two girls in one night, ****ing horrible for getting them BOTH preggers), and hopefully this will teach you not to be a dumbass and to keep control of yourself in the future.
#19
i don't have her on msn, and i'm barely on anyways .

seriousLy though, the girl I already knew before has Even shown me her pregnancy test... So if it's a hoax they're doing it incredibly good... which seems unlikely since they're both not the brightest girls in the world.
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Last edited by the bartender at May 22, 2010,
#20
What a stud.
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#22
Haha, I see what you did there…….. stupid thread, I know it’s the pit but come on p.s. dumb trolls are dumb

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#23
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i don't have her on msn, and i'm barely on anyways .

seriousLy though, the girl I already knew before has Even shown me her pregnancy test... So if it's a hoax they're doing it incredibly good... which seems unlikely since they're both not the brightest girls in the world.

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#24
adoption is an option
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#25
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Umm people email still

stupid kids...

and @ TS i still say B.S. until they can prove it
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#27
Cut off your penis

Pro- jokes on them you couldnt have , no evidence
Con- you dont have a penis
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#28
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He obviously meant a DNA test of TS and the yet unborn children...

I'm well aware of what he meant. It was simply my turn to bust his chops.
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#29
Best first reply ever

And yeah. This is just funny. I'm sorry, but if you're gonna go around doing that, you gotta deal with it.
#32
TS, if you aren't the father, do this:

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#33
it's not funny YOU GUYS ....

i really think this isn't a joke... like i said, these girls ARE REALLY STUPID...

and with stupid i mean absolutely not clever enough to play a joke this well.
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#34
Yeah they're probably messing with you. Or texting and e-mailing is how you go about these things where you live.
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#35
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it's not funny YOU GUYS ....

i really think this isn't a joke... like i said, these girls ARE REALLY STUPID...

and with stupid i mean absolutely not clever enough to play a joke this well.


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#36
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it's not funny YOU GUYS ....

i really think this isn't a joke... like i said, these girls ARE REALLY STUPID...

and with stupid i mean absolutely not clever enough to play a joke this well.

In that case, tell them you have no idea who they are, then pause, and say "damn it, why doe smy identical twin always do shit like this?"
Then storm off, yelling, "I'm gonna have words with that bastard".
#37
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it's not funny YOU GUYS ....

You're right. Dead baby jokes and Riffof thebeast are funny.
This transcends that.
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#38
They're Dutch, they're playing you.
Don't fall into it. If you have any real problems with it, maybe I can help you?
#39
You reap what you sow.

No sympathy from me.
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