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#3
That is awful and awesome at the same time
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#4
Ok. Ermmmm... I love it how all these people are like OMG Child Crultey down the bottom when there are blatently worse things going on like starvation and AIDs.

Its not good..... but can we get the REALLY bad stuff sorted first?

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#6
This is what happens when mommy ****s the Marlboro man
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#7
^^For real.

Eh, they're Indonesian. I've seen crazier stuff out of indonesia.
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#9
i thought it said his name was Rizzla

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#10
That kid is AWESOME
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#11
I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.


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You sick bastard.



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#12
With how fat that kid is, he needs all the cigarettes he can get.
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#13
That kid is going to have one Tiny penis when he grows up
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#14
Oh noes the smoking will kill him!
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#15
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That kid is going to have one Tiny penis when he grows up

Yeah, but look how cool he looks.

Shit, that kid's gonna get more poonani than Joanne.
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#16
I don't really know what to say.

At least the article made me look up the word "tantrum".
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#17
The parents should be punished...I mean, come on! Who the hell GIVES their kid a cigarette. It's one thing if the kid chooses to smoke them when he gets older, but...wtf is wrong with these people?!!
#18
'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.


He's two years old for crying out loud!

At least this kid made a few people lol in his lifetime. I guess that's all that matters...
#19
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Yeah, but look how cool he looks.

Shit, that kid's gonna get more poonani than Joanne.


No one gets more poonani that Joanne

And even if he does, he'll disappoint them...


....
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
If I take up smoking, do you reckon I can be as cool as him?
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#21
Cool as it may be...I think his habit should be nipped in the bud.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#22
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If I take up smoking, do you reckon I can be as cool as him?
No way. No way in hell I says. No one is as cool as this kid. Until they start drinking and smoking at a younger age of course.
#23
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If I take up smoking, do you reckon I can be as cool as him?

Not unless you're also two years old.
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#24
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That kid is AWESOME

No.

Smoking doesn't make you cool. Poor kid.
#25
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If I take up smoking, do you reckon I can be as cool as him?

Shouldn't be too difficult. Indonesia's fairly warm, and he has a fair swatch of puppy fat.
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The parents should be punished...I mean, come on! Who the hell GIVES their kid a cigarette. It's one thing if the kid chooses to smoke them when he gets older, but...wtf is wrong with these people?!!

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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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#28
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'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.


This bastard really needs a swift kick to the testicles.
#30
Old news, that kid has already been in Guinnes Book of Records for a long time.
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#32
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Old news, that kid has already been in Guinnes Book of Records for a long time.



A long time?

He's two years old
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#34
I knew a girl that smoked when she was 2, and her sister was 4 years old and she smoked...


i'm surprised this is news...
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#35
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A long time?

He's two years old

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#36
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hahahahahahahah

BURN.

Is that... Is that a pun?
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#39
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This is actually a form of postpartum - passive abortion.



Could be worse, the kid could have been on Crack or Meth....
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#40
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Could be worse, the kid could have been on Crack or Meth....

That's too much cool for a kid that age. He would die because all that awesomeness would not be able to fit inside of him.
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