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**** yeah, Jist for mah Jest!
11 26%
eh.. it's alright. quite witty.
9 21%
dude... this is stupid.
10 24%
Stu the cockatoo is new at the zoo
12 29%
Voters: 42.
#1
So I was explaining a joke I made, that my friend obviously didn't understand, and said "the jist of my jest is not carried well through text".

then, it hit me.

"jist of my jest" is the BEST line, ever.

don't you agree?
#2
no... wait yes!

****in double negatives!
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#6
I try to find any oppurtunity to say, "the cut of your/my jib." One of my favorite phrases.
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#7
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I'm so tempted to say that "gist" is spelt with a "G", but I'm not a spelling nazi, so I won't.

That's a catchy ass-phrase you've got there.

sorry, but the gist of my gest is not fully supplied without incorrect spelling.
#10
Very nice phrase, although i give credit more to your mate than to you.
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#16
It took me a while to realise that the first word wasn't jizz.

This is seriously ****ing cool though. I have to use this.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#17
Have you guys heard what Stu can say recently? They put him in the zoo for a good reason - a frontal exhibit too. I'm so proud.
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#18
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Have you guys heard what Stu can say recently? They put him in the zoo for a good reason - a frontal exhibit too. I'm so proud.