#1
So pit, am getting a toxicological test for a job request, i didn't know i had to so two days ago i smoked some weed, so i need some tips to pass the blood test, i heard that drinking vinegar helps in urine test but don't know in blood test. If all else fails how long should i wait to take the test in order for my body to be clean.
#3
How often have you been smoking and when is the test? This is vital info we need to know here.
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#4
I hadnt smoked for three weeks until this weekend, three weeks ago i smoked a good deal, but last time it was just 3 or 4 hits to a small pipe.
#5
Vinegar doesn't work actually.

Either get clean piss, or stop smoking you stupid ****ing pothead.
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#7
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maybe u dont smoke at all and this problem dont occur


GTFO that ship has sailed.

OT- I've heard of this thing called a lobster pill that will clean you out in a couple days but it's pretty much hell to take one.
#8
You'll need a time machine.

Seriously, that was a pretty bad decision to make if you knew you had a blood test.
#9
Step 1. Find a hobo that's clean.
Step 2. Hack off his arm
Step 3. Place the freshly hacked-off limb into your own sleeve(make sure it's on the correct side)
Step 4. Hope they take the blood before it goes cold
#10
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Vinegar doesn't work actually.

Either get clean piss, or stop smoking you stupid ****ing pothead.


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#11
To answer the question "How long do I have to wait for my body to be clean"

Marijuana stays in your system for about a month. So it will be quiet some time before you can pass a test.
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#14
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Vinegar doesn't work actually.

Either get clean piss, or stop smoking you stupid ****ing pothead.

Dude, just go away.

OT: I'm pretty sure that it doesn't stay in your blood for more than 24 hours.
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#15
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Dude, just go away.

OT: I'm pretty sure that it doesn't stay in your blood for more than 24 hours.

It stays in your blood(and is detactable by the standard test) for around 4 weeks.
#16
I've heard of people smoking the day before the test and still passing. How long it stays in your system depends on how often you smoke.
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#17
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It stays in your blood(and is detactable by the standard test) for around 4 weeks.

Sucks to be him then. Why would you smoke when you're looking for jobs? That's a pretty stupid decision.
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