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#1
She bought me a starter Ibanez at a garage sale for $60 used...came with an amp, cord, headphones, gig-bag, strap, stand, trem-bar, picks, and a couple of books (which i don't need so i let her keep them cuz i'm going to teach her how to play )

just wanted to share this with you people of the Pit
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#3
My girlfriend gave me a blowjob...

If I actually had a girlfriend that is
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
Last edited by dubstar92 at May 23, 2010,
#6
Wait, weren't you the guy who started the garage sale story thread the other day, with the guy named Ryan?


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#12
I could "tutor" her if your teaching doesn't suffice...
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#13
Good for you; my girlfriend regularly forgets our safe-word.
Oh the things she has done to me...
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#15
Sex on top of that btw... XD
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Indiana IE1-TSB Electric
Kay K-592 Acousitc
Washburn XS-2 Bass
Peavey VYPYR30 with Sanpera I footswitch
Jay Turser Acoustic Electric
Paul Reed Smith (PRS) Custom SE 24 Black Cherry

www.myspace.com/12goodomens
#16
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#18
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Good for you; my girlfriend regularly forgets our safe-word.
Oh the things she has done to me...

Making it "Oh Baby that feels so good" is usually a bad idea.
grok it.

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Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#19
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Sex on top of that btw... XD


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#20
Quote by bodyheatseeker
Good for you; my girlfriend regularly forgets our safe-word.
Oh the things she has done to me...


My girlfriend and I don't have or need a safe word. No limits, baby!

On topic though, that is really sweet, TS.
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#21
My girlfreind does whatever I want her to, because she lives in my mind.
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#22
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My girlfriend and I don't have or need a safe word. No limits, baby!

On topic though, that is really sweet, TS.


I used to be like you, I thought I had "no limits".
Very recently I discovered my limits start when people introduce a stanley knife to my testicles.
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#23
You've been registered to this site since 2007 and your girlfriend bought you your first guitar this week?

Wat?
#24
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You've been registered to this site since 2007 and your girlfriend bought you your first guitar this week?

Wat?


TS had better be trolling.
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#26
maybe isnt his first guitar, just another one. for 60 bucks i dont think you can go wrong, mod the hell out of it!
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#27
Quote by itafromhell
maybe isnt his first guitar, just another one. for 60 bucks i dont think you can go wrong, mod the hell out of it!


he says it's a starter ibanez...

I had one of those, modding it will only make it better if you replace every single thing, including the body.
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You must not do it anymore
#28
Quote by the bartender
he says it's a starter ibanez...

I had one of those, modding it will only make it better if you replace every single thing, including the body.



Yeah, they're made of a pretty crappy wood.

...


Which someone registered with UG since 2007 would probably have known ಠ_ಠ
#29
Quote by the bartender
he says it's a starter ibanez...

I had one of those, modding it will only make it better if you replace every single thing, including the body.


Would you try to defret you main axe or a 60 bucks p.o.s? i was thinking more of a mod workbench to learn without damaging the main guitar of TS.
there are a lot of mods that are non reversible, like defretting, or scallopping or whatever isnt reversible.
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Washburn Chicago series :SD Invader at bridge ,GFS Lil Killer on neck
Bc Rich Warlock :GFS Vintage59 on neck ,Crunchy rails on bridge
Epiphone SG :Tusq Nut, GFS Crunchy Pat on neck, bc rich pickup on bridge
lots of cheap pedals
#30
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You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#32
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Pics or it never happened.


I do hope you are talking about the sex rather than the guitar.
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To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#33
Quote by the bartender
I do hope you are talking about the sex rather than the guitar.

I'd rather not see a picture of a TS groping himself


just kidding
#35
So, your second personality from your schizophrenic mind bought you a present?
Those I have only tell me to kill Hilary Clinton.
#36
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#37
If you love her so much why don't you marry her?

that seems to work better when talking about inanimate objects
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#38
I know it's not an epic guitar or anything...$60 won't go far with a whole lot of anything...

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MY GEAR!

Indiana IE1-TSB Electric
Kay K-592 Acousitc
Washburn XS-2 Bass
Peavey VYPYR30 with Sanpera I footswitch
Jay Turser Acoustic Electric
Paul Reed Smith (PRS) Custom SE 24 Black Cherry

www.myspace.com/12goodomens
#39
Quote by lildude_6859
She bought me a starter Ibanez at a garage sale for $60 used

My girfriend bought me Austria
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