#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3266819.stm

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The old advertising slogan "Guinness is Good for You" may be true after all, according to researchers.


Better go and get a pint of the velvet stuff down me then!
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#2
"It is possible that there is an extra effect due to the antioxidants in Guinness - but I would like to see this research repeated."


Translation: "I want in on the next experiment"
#4
Now if they could only prove that cider cures cancer I'd be a happy man.
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#8
I used to really enjoy a nice pint of guinness, but have gone off it now.
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#9
I drink guiness regularly, and while the antioxidants and what not may be good for you, it more than makes up for it in what it does do your bowels.

I assume all guiness drinkers here have had the "stout poo"
#11
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shame it tastes like shit


GTFO, the only thing better than Guiness is Scotch.

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#13
Any excuse for a Guinness.
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#15
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GTFO, the only thing better than Guiness is Scotch.




I do drink it, i like it when i'm in the mood for tea/coffee but want a beer
I wont say it tastes good though, it just doesn't. But it's an enjoyable beverage
#16
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I drink guiness regularly, and while the antioxidants and what not may be good for you, it more than makes up for it in what it does do your bowels.

I assume all guiness drinkers here have had the "stout poo"


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#17
I think it's time we raise our glasses. give a good cheer and down the next 3 to 7 irish carbombs

If you don't like irish carbombs then a large black n' tan will suffice
#19
My mate has a can of guinness in the morning if he has a cold, swears by it. Something about the "iron content".

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#23
anyone here try the new Guinness Lager? Really want to try it but im going dry until the exams are over
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#24
Why the **** was an article from 2003 on the front page of BBC News today?



The BBC are messing with my head.
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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#25
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Why the **** was an article from 2003 on the front page of BBC News today?



The BBC are messing with my head.

What year do u think it is? Its 2003.
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#26
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What year do u think it is? Its 2003.


If it's 2003, then you haven't joined yet, and therefore I can disregard your post.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
Oi ya head, you spelled Guinness wrong

I drink far too much of the stuff. Or so I thought...

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#28
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I drink guiness regularly, and while the antioxidants and what not may be good for you, it more than makes up for it in what it does do your bowels.

I assume all guiness drinkers here have had the "stout poo"


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