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#1
If you can't laugh at yourself what gives you the right to laugh at other people?



Look at that prick.

He always has to be "the great opinionated" jackass who doesn't admit to it, but knows that he is better than everyone else.

He can't even find a single identity to stay with. Often changing his interests every other day, just so he can entertain himself.

What a loser too. I mean seriously. He enjoys staying home and watching "Lets Play" videos late in the night while everyone is out at parties.

(I was originally going to do a "Pretentious Hipster" thread, in the vain of the "Gentlemen" thread, but I think that this will have a more universal appeal.)

So post pictures of yourself and mock yourself as hard as you can. And you can only talk about yourself, leave other people alone.
Last edited by JacobTheMe at May 24, 2010,
#2
I don't think anyone is going to be more correct than you in this thread, JacobTheMe.

EDIT: hold the shit, you like "let's play" videos, too?

and that's lame?

Oh god, I've been mislead my entire life!!
Last edited by CoreysMonster at May 24, 2010,
#3
Not enough balls to make a full on hipster thread?


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It actually got closed. It would be cool to bring it back though. I think a "pretentious hipster thread" would be cooler though. You should go make one.
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Really? When did that happen? I swear I saw it active and open only a couple nights ago.

I would, but I don't really want to take the chance anymore.


Doesn't sound like "universal appeal" was the reason.
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Last edited by itchy guitar at May 24, 2010,
#4
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Not enough balls to make a full on hipster thread?


Maybe eventually, but this could be more fun.
#5
Did you ever post pictures of your spirit week outfit?
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#7

Just look at this faggot
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#8
Not even I know anything wrong with me, I'm perfect.

What can ya do?
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#9
I'm a fat, pretentious, pedantic twat who likes to namedrop like crazy in order to make myself feel more sophisticated. I'm no stranger to sophistry, either.
#12
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Did you ever post pictures of your spirit week outfit?


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#13
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#14


Look at that faggot. Thinks everyone will think he is cool by wearing a cheap Devo outfit. The oly assurance he has is to always walk around with a fat dork to help himself feel better knowing that it can always be worse, even if its not much worse. I mean, look at him, hes in a Devo outfit making a gay little myspace face for yearbook.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Last edited by itchy guitar at May 24, 2010,
#15
Look at that ******. He's 6'8, only 150 pounds and thin as a twig. Even so he decides to wear skin tight plaid pants. Mother ****er looks like jack skelington. This kid is such a creep. Always making disturbing jokes that would even make /b/ cry. And how poor is this mofo? all his shirts are either old faded and ratty, or homemade with paint. Sure hes got a banging gf, but that shit aint gonna last. Hes got no job, takes the city bus, and never takes of that ****ing beanie. His clothes always clash, and his odor is foul. He thinks hes bringin punk back with this "folk punk" shit. moron.
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#16
Quote by itchy guitar
Not enough balls to make a full on hipster thread?


Doesn't sound like "universal appeal" was the reason.


Damn it boy. Learn 'ur manners.
#17
Cba posting a photo.

Look at this lazy sonuvagun, can't even be bothered posting a photo of himself. Probably because he's worked out that being single for 20+ years means that nobody wants to see him.

Or talk to him, for that matter.

He spends all his time indoors playing his guitar or browsing the net, and he still watches wrestling. How sad can you get?

I'll tell you how sad, he ordered Digimon DVDs from America with the first series on. AND he listens to power metal and pop music.

God he sucks.

Why I'd like to punch him on the nose.

BRB, fighting myself.
#18
you sound like me bud. one night i couldn't find a ride to a big party and i just gave up and watched let's play cat mario. but im lot like what you sayed, a know it all, arugement person.
i can be total dicks sometimes to friends becuse some of them arn't the most popular and i feel they bring my rep down and im a dick and sometimes ignore them.
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#20
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#21
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I wish somebody would photoshop me on a railroad track.

it isn't photoshopped




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#23

God this guy is an idiot. He just can't help but take the opposite side even if it isn't what he believes just because he enjoys pissing people off and can't stand humanity despite being a terrible example himself. He visits a guitar site way to often and can barely even play a simple ass bass song, what an idiot. He's let everything good in life slip away or get destroyed. He was to much of a pussy to ask out the woman that makes him feel super amazing and now shes with some asshole instead of him. He listens to music like Lady Gaga and Ke$ha, and that's the beginning of his metro-sexual tendencies. He has often been described by his many female friends as "one of the girls" and he would rather put up with this then ask out a girl for fear she might say no. Definition of an arrogant waste of space.

Naww but really hes an awesome guy that everyone should get to know and is liked by most everyone hes just to down on himself most of the time, plus his name is epic: Stag McDyre.

Hmm strangely i feel much better about my dumb tendencies now
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Last edited by wannabestoner69 at May 24, 2010,
#24
Look at this pussy.

Why is he so quiet? Is he retarded or something?

He plays guitar to get girls, but the truth is, he looks like a douchebag.

Why doesn't that ****** get a haircut.
#25
lololol yellowfizbee sucks.


Just kidding, im pretty fucking awesome. Not gonna lie.
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#26
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lololol yellowfizbee sucks.


Just kidding, im pretty fucking awesome. Not gonna lie.


Great answer.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#29
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Look at crazy, hangin' out with his homeboys/girls. Why is he in the back, lookin' all moody? WHAT A FREAKFACE.

that's all I got.

EDIT: Who the **** am I kidding, I got way more than that.

Look at this ****er. This ****er, surrounded by his friends, and he still is paranoid as shit and thinks everybody secretly hates him. Whats up with that? He's not a bad dude, he's pretty smart, not really that bad looking, pretty cool sometimes, but he's just so paranoid.

EDIT2: I would've posted a picture of just me, but this was seriously the only picture I could find of myself that I didn't look retarded in. Seriously, I don't know why, but I look TERRIBLE in nearly every picture I'm in, even though in videos and in real life I don't.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at May 24, 2010,
#31
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lololol yellowfizbee sucks.


Just kidding, im pretty fucking awesome. Not gonna lie.



I can confirm this.


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#32
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How old is the one with the white hair?

I dunno, that's the only time I've ever met her. I'm going to go ahead and say "15".
#33
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I dunno, that's the only time I've ever met her. I'm going to go ahead and say "15".

Now I am officially freaked out.
#34
Look at this guy, he tries too hard to make up for his insecurities and ticks by trying to be a cool guy, and he sticks up for the underdog because he has literally never succeeded in anything and is trying to fill the void by being nice to people even if they don't deserve it

also his beard comes in asymmetrically, what a weirdo
Last edited by btones at May 24, 2010,
#36
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I made myself sad

Can I report myself for flaming?

Yeah, seriously.

There was like, 2 more paragraphs that I typed up in mine, then deleted, that have gone and made me all depressed.
#37
ITT: We all get depressed about ourselves
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29 internets to you, good sir.


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#38
Thread. Revived.



That is all.
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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#39
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Thread. Revived.

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That is all.


We're meant to be putting ourselves down in this thread, not showing how awesome we are



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#40
Look at that unsightly bitch. She states her opinions way too much. She can't get a job. And she has no friends. She...

Okay I'm going to stop before I kill myself.
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