#1
So my fellow pit monkeys how many of you have a stutter? if so how bad is it?
I have a stutter it has affected me all my life.
But my main question is, has it affected your chances with the opposite sex?
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#2
No because the girls I know aren't hot enough.

I only get a stutter sometimes when I'm trying to say something fast, or get it into a conversation where I might be spoken over.
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#3
I dont know if it's legitimate, but I always choke on words whenever I'm trying to say something important.

EDIT: As to whether it affects my chances to get girls, I'd like to think so...

#4
I believe the University of NSW has just finished an online program that after 2 weeks of 20 minute sessions can get rid of stutters, though it's not actually available yet, I believe it will be free too, so when it comes out, you won't need to worry anymore
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I believe the University of NSW has just finished an online program that after 2 weeks of 20 minute sessions can get rid of stutters, though it's not actually available yet, I believe it will be free too, so when it comes out, you won't need to worry anymore


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#6
Lol I aint got a stutter but my friend has one and it kills all of his jokes, he would be funny but it takes him 2 long to get to the punchline :S poor guy
Depending on how bad the stutter is depends on how well you get on with the opposite sex, if its so bad that it pisses people off to talk to you, it might be a problem, if its occaisonal and not that long its not a prob. Anyway it depends on the chick 2, if she's one of those deep, kind types it'll be ok, if shes shallow no chance i'm afraid.
As for girls with stutters... I don't think any guy is understanding enuf to like a stuttering chick.

Anyway relax man, speech isn't the only thing girls will associate you with...
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#9
I used to have a lisp when I was young, but I had speech therapy and I don't now.
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#10
I stutter like hell but i also dont stutter, how come?

Simple:

1) I stutter when i want to say something i get excited about. EXAMPLE: Yo bra new guitar is indoors nowadays and i wa-wa-wanna p-pla-play i-i-i-i-it ba--baabdlaldalsy badly.

2) If i tell myself not to get excited about it it would go like: Hey man, new guitar, lets take it for a spin.

So why waste time on some 2 weeks education shit that probably would work if you can get rid of it yourself.

You´re welcome fellow stuttrpeople
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Thanks man I ll have to look it up.
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I stutter like hell but i also dont stutter, how come?

Simple:

1) I stutter when i want to say something i get excited about. EXAMPLE: Yo bra new guitar is indoors nowadays and i wa-wa-wanna p-pla-play i-i-i-i-it ba--baabdlaldalsy badly.

2) If i tell myself not to get excited about it it would go like: Hey man, new guitar, lets take it for a spin.

So why waste time on some 2 weeks education shit that probably would work if you can get rid of it yourself.

You´re welcome fellow stuttrpeople


Well, I would agree with you if they were charging money, but if it's free, why not get rid of your stutter completely? especially if you feel it impacts negatively on your life (or at least you think it does)
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Speech therapists are really good at getting rid of these habits (or so I've heard).

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Well, I would agree with you if they were charging money, but if it's free, why not get rid of your stutter completely? especially if you feel it impacts negatively on your life (or at least you think it does)



I feel it negatively impacts my life.
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Well, I would agree with you if they were charging money, but if it's free, why not get rid of your stutter completely? especially if you feel it impacts negatively on your life (or at least you think it does)


Okay, i didnt read it was free now my superawesome tactical plan has no use.
But if it impacts the way other people (opposite sex) think about you or treat you, you should stay away from them in the 1st place becasue those people are
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Okay, i didnt read it was free now my superawesome tactical plan has no use.
But if it impacts the way other people (opposite sex) think about you or treat you, you should stay away from them in the 1st place becasue those people are


Definitely true, it's so stupid to judge someone based on a speech impediment that is completely out of their control, people who do are not the people who I personally would want to associate with.

One of my friends who stutters is an awesome bloke, and he manages to have his ways with the ladies still.
#18
Sometimes i stutter when i'm on the phone, i am well aware of it, and its not me getting tongue tied, it basically just feels like my brain and my mouth part ways and i have to stop mid sentence and get it all back together, its weird and quite annoying but i make a joke of it.
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#19
I am not to sure what the ladies think about it when I am trying to talk to them.
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I am not to sure what the ladies think about it when I am trying to talk to them.


They probably think ´Stud´.

Anyway if you think ladies are the problem, try and talk slow and not all hyperactive or fast, when you talk slowly (not like retard slow) you can mostly manage to say what you want without stuttering ALOT.
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Just say, "That was the remix," every time you stutter.

Oh my god

I don't stutter myself, but of all my friends, the one who stutters the most also gets laid by far the most. Don't let stuttering get in your way.
#22
Nah, mate. Not me aye? But me cousin has been stutterin and shit. Kinda funny aye but not somethin to laugh at because he cops a lotta flack for it. Poor bugger.
But mate, if people give ya shit over it, tell em to rack off. I mean, if they can't give ya a fair go because of somethin' that small, they just aren't worth it, fella. As long as ya give it a go, be happy even if ya talk different, aye?
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Nah, mate. Not me aye? But me cousin has been stutterin and shit. Kinda funny aye but not somethin to laugh at because he cops a lotta flack for it. Poor bugger.
But mate, if people give ya shit over it, tell em to rack off. I mean, if they can't give ya a fair go because of somethin' that small, they just aren't worth it, fella. As long as ya give it a go, be happy even if ya talk different, aye?

Faark mate, didja wanna make ya post any more ozstralian?
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Maaaaaaate! Nah, fella that's just the way I am, aye? Just like I said to the bloke who started the thread: Just give it a go, aye? Who cares what them tall poppies think. As long as your ridgy-didge to yourself and give it your best, it's all good, aye fella?
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Nah, mate. Not me aye? But me cousin has been stutterin and shit. Kinda funny aye but not somethin to laugh at because he cops a lotta flack for it. Poor bugger.
But mate, if people give ya shit over it, tell em to rack off. I mean, if they can't give ya a fair go because of somethin' that small, they just aren't worth it, fella. As long as ya give it a go, be happy even if ya talk different, aye?



Mate thats the most aussies post i have ever seen in the pit.
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#29
I don't stutter per se; that is, I don't repeat consonants or omit vowels or anything like that. When I'm talking, from time to time, I stumble over my words or I'll stop halfway through saying a word and start over again.
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Just say, "That was the remix," every time you stutter.

thats horrible

i don't have one but i do talk too fast for myself sometimes or some days i just can't talk completely because of me being tired.
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#33
I wonder what causes it.
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#35
I don't have a stutter, but my words get tangled up as I'm speaking them a lot. It happens pretty often and I feel like an idiot when it does.
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