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#1
I just got this ridiculous message:-


hey.. im just wondering.. you listen to all thesr rock bands.. which a lot actually involves satanism... i was once a big rock/metal fan.. and i stopped when i found out more about our faith.. it somehow calmed my attitude haha :¨·.·¨: `·. Nathalie


This message really pissed me off, and I know she has a huge thing for me, which I don't like. We are Catholic and I find it really stupid how some people think that we can't like metal as well.

Can the Pit come up with some geat responses to put her in her place?
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#3
Tell her "there's alot of stuff about satanism in the bible too" then watch her head explode.

Why is she your friend again?
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#6
Tell her you're only into old men in funny hats.
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#12
Tell her she's right.

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#14
Tell her bands like Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman sing about adultery, debauchery, drugs, and partying more than the metal bands you listen to (unless of course you listen to Weedeater, Municipal Waste, and Tankard).
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#16
hey Natalie.. im just wondering..


lololo

:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100


Basically just that.
#20
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hey Natalie.. im just wondering..


lololo

:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100


Basically just that.

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#21
Tell her you're possessed.
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#22
Nathalie

I watch porn and talk about sex, am I now a pornstar?

GET A CLUE!

:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100
#23
We can't provide you with a good answer without pics of the girl.

preferably nudez for the best results.
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#24
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+1 on this one, im interested

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EDIT: TS, this 'huge thing' she has for you - is that like a massive arse, of a ludicrously capacious vagina?
Last edited by MightyAl at May 25, 2010,
#25
"it somehow calmed my attitude"

There's no attitude linked to metal. Most metalheads have a "metal attitude" only at shows. Most of it is just music, not ideology. It's a hobby/passion, some say it's a lifestyle, but no one (except maybe in scandinavian countries and some other exceptions) takes satanism in metal seriously.

I'm a death and black metal fan, yet i'm a very relaxed and rational kind of guy, i just enjoy the music which is one side of my life. Reading/listening to metal musicians talk can prove my point, like Alex Webster (bassist from Cannibal Corpse), watch some of his interviews on youtube, the lyrics and music he creates are just a way to let out some steam from your life, it's not encouragement for violence.. yet look at the lyrics haha. No one has killed anyone and claimed CC's lyrics encouraged him/her.
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#26
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#29
Dear Nathalie,

what the fuck is it to you what kind of music I listen to?

:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100
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#30
Just troll her and that's it. Then continue trolling in 4chan. You know you want to do it, so do it!
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#31
Tell her she's a ratard.


There are numerous Christian metal bands. Not only that, many of the metal bands that put Satan and all that shit in their music do it because it sells records, not because they believe any of it.
#33
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Is she fit?

How come TS's never answer the most most important questions, this being one of them?
#34
I'm only a Satanist because the priest touched me as a child. Did he touch you too?
:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100

This can't fail. It not only makes her feel sorry for you but also attempts to find common ground! You're getting some tonight!
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#35
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I'm only a Satanist because the priest touched me as a child. Did he touch you too?
:¨·.·¨:
`·. guitar_noob100

This can't fail. It not only makes her feel sorry for you but also attempts to find common ground! You're getting some tonight!

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#37
Quote by mikeyknowsbette
+1 on this one, im interested


Nope, she's quite chubby. I was really reluctant to accept her friends request but we knew each other and I didn't want to be rude.
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#38
here's an idea don't be catholic.... then you don't have stupid ass rules, and you might stop getting molested...
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#39
Quote by guitarnoob_100
Nope, she's quite chubby. I was really reluctant to accept her friends request but we knew each other and I didn't want to be rude.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

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#40
Quote by guitarnoob_100
Nope, she's quite chubby. I was really reluctant to accept her friends request but we knew each other and I didn't want to be rude.


Sometimes chubsters are the best. They're more willing to put out and try to be amazing in bed, cos that's all they got going.

That and a little cushion for the pushing is an experience all men should witness.
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