#1
At school the past couple of weeks a teacher has been spreading rumors to about me to my teachers for next year and making me sound like a terrible student and has been being extremely mean to me here lately.

she is a spanish teacher and I really want to get her back good and with there only being a week and a half left of school im running out of time so i came here for ideas.
Please give me some great ideas
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#2
String her up like a pinata.
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#4
Ask her for her green card.
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#5
Smash that ass, seriously, cougars are some of the best pussy your ever going to get. Latino one's as well, dayum.
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#7
Grow up and forget about it. That'll show her!
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#8
Prove her wrong by not being a terrible student. Then she'll look like a fool in front of her co-workers and she will change her name and move to a different county to avoid the shame.


Or just shit in her sombrero.
#9
Are the rumors true?

They most likely are if you're considering getting payback on a f*cking teacher.
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#10
do like south park and put sea men in her coffee. or just jizz in it... :p
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#11
Find out everything about her. Where she lives, any relatives, friends..

Burn the house. Kill them all.


..then shit on her desk AND in her sombrero.
#12
Do you slack off in class or not do the work?

Teachers aren't like teenagers where they just go around spreading rumors about people, especially students, so I'm sure there is a reason for what she's doing.

But yeah, I agree with "smash that ass."
#13
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do like south park and put sea men in her coffee. or just jizz in it... :p

Or feed her parents to her in chili (or in this case could be salsa at a fiesta).
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#14
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At school the past couple of weeks a teacher has been spreading rumors to about me to my teachers for next year and making me sound like a terrible student and has been being extremely mean to me here lately.

she is a spanish teacher and I really want to get her back good and with there only being a week and a half left of school im running out of time so i came here for ideas.
Please give me some great ideas

With your level of immaturity, I'm guessing she's just warning them about you.
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Ask her for her green card.




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#16
I find the opinion of a professional, trained educator more credible than that of some pissy boy on the internet. You probably ARE a terrible student.
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#17
So you want to show that you arn't a terrible student/mean person by plotting revenge.

I must've missed something.
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#18
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Or feed her parents to her in chili (or in this case could be salsa at a fiesta).


Titus Andronicus much?
#20
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Titus Andronicus much?

... wut.

South Park bro.
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#21
Why would she do that? You're only telling us half of the story TS, don't be shy.
#22
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I find the opinion of a professional, trained educator more credible than that of some pissy boy on the internet. You probably ARE a terrible student.


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#23
Take a massive shit in a colorful giftbag and put it on her desk before she walks into your class that day and write on it sorry. Them she will open it in your class nd u get to see her reaction.
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Example pl0x kthxbai.
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#25
Tell everyone you know that all you learned in her class was how to swear at gringos and smuggle coke in your rectum.

Or, do your homework.
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#26
Piss in her coffee.
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#27
Rub shit under her cars door handle. When the goes to open her car door, she just stuck her fingers in poop. You can use dog crap but to make it personal i would use my own.
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