#1
... and i can't stop blowing my nose. Every time I blow my nose the mucus just keeps coming back. Anyone know any natural remedies? I've been taking medicine already but apparently it's not working too fast.
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#2
mucinex

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Punch yourself in the face.
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#7
why are you blowing your nose immediately after blowing your load in? Do you like the smell and the fibres tickling your nostrils brah?
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#8
i have this constantly thanks to my allergic rhinitis, I'm so uncool!
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#9
Allergic to your own jizz?

Should've used a different tissue for your nose bro.
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#11
Wasabi or horseradish.
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#12
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#13
It's funny, because I originally clicked into here to say "I'm glad I'm not the only one that uses a tissue to catch it."

Then I realized you weren't being serious.

Guess I am the only one.
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#14
Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, fella! Hold on, mate you had me goin' for a bit at that thread title, aye? What ya thinkin' writin' that, aye? haha, ya silly ol turkey you. Mate, I know what ya mean though. Sometimes I blow out all the snot and a minute later it's all back ready to be blown out again. **** me sideways, cobba!! But ye, I'm not too sure I can help with that doozey, aye? Maybe if ya eat somethin' spicey like a curry, mate. A real hot one aye? Spicy ring-burner curries help a lot with nasal problems, fella.
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#15
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Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, fella! Hold on, mate you had me goin' for a bit at that thread title, aye? What ya thinkin' writin' that, aye? haha, ya silly ol turkey you. Mate, I know what ya mean though. Sometimes I blow out all the snot and a minute later it's all back ready to be blown out again. **** me sideways, cobba!! But ye, I'm not too sure I can help with that doozey, aye? Maybe if ya eat somethin' spicey like a curry, mate. A real hot one aye? Spicy ring-burner curries help a lot with nasal problems, fella.

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#16
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Beg yours, fella? Give us a fair go, aye? Bit a tolerance is all that's need here, matey. Me uncle used to be like you, aye but after bein' in the Navy he ready to give us all a fair go aye? No need, to be like that, mate. All here to get along aye?
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#17
Fap. I'm really not joking at all. A lot of people say that masturbating helps a lot with nasal congestion. Look it up.
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#18
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Beg yours, fella? Give us a fair go, aye? Bit a tolerance is all that's need here, matey. Me uncle used to be like you, aye but after bein' in the Navy he ready to give us all a fair go aye? No need, to be like that, mate. All here to get along aye?

I can't read it in anything but a drunk Irish/County Cork accent It's so fucking funny

Probably doesn't help that I'm drunk and half Irish myself...
#19
Fap.
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#20
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I can't read it in anything but a drunk Irish/County Cork accent It's so fucking funny

Probably doesn't help that I'm drunk and half Irish myself...

Nah, fella, ain't no Irish trotta! I'm Aussie mate! Although I think I got a bit a Irish in me somewhere aye? Most of us fellas do. Me mum's side is white Aussie, aye? Nah, mate but not drunk either fella. Maybe have a few beers with the fellas later mate but not yet aye.

Don't even know what County Cork means either, bloke.
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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#22
Seriously, order a pizza from Pizza Hut. Put pepperonies and jalapenos on it. You'll be able to breathe in no time.
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#23
You fucking Aussies I came to stay for 3 weeks a few years ago. I must say, I greatly enjoyed my time there. Got to see all sortsa fun stuff. And I got to see a weird as fuck version of Nabucco at the Opera House. Blew my mind. As well as climbed the bridge in Sydney. It was fucking amazing. I'm so coming back over soon.

It was like a cooler, less douchey America, with drive through liquor stores that didn't card anyone even though we were all 15-16. Fucking great.

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#24
allergies? take an aerius or somethin.
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#25
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Nah, fella, ain't no Irish trotta! I'm Aussie mate! Although I think I got a bit a Irish in me somewhere aye? Most of us fellas do. Me mum's side is white Aussie, aye? Nah, mate but not drunk either fella. Maybe have a few beers with the fellas later mate but not yet aye.

Don't even know what County Cork means either, bloke.


I'm australian and i still have no idea what you're attempting to say

On topic: I have the exact same problem... had to blow my nose all the way through a maths exam today, Its not cool.
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#27
Are you sure you're not allergic to your tissues? It sounds stupid but I used aloe vera tissues for months and had a perpetual runny nose. It only stopped when I realised that I'm actually allergic to aloe vera and started buying different tissues.
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#28
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I heard snorting salt water helps, but I'd look it up on google before trying it.



no just do it,

also snorting bleach helps as well
#29
mate where i come from you sniff a bit of turps..clears it right up..locals do it all the time!
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#33
How original TS.
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