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#1
So I'm planning a grand weed adventure to Holland.
An adventure of daring, excitement, and utter, utter stonededness.
I am travelling with a friend, we will be taking about 4 days off to embark on this magnificent journey in search of legal weed.

I've only been to Amsterdam once, when I was 15, and was only there for a day.
What city should we travel to? How would you recommend we get there?
Are there any restrictions in the Netherlands concerning foreigners?

I'm travelling from Frankfurt, Germany, if that makes any difference.

EDIT: also, no hookers. I'm already going with a woman, and prostitution is legal in Germany anyways so I have no interest in that in the Netherlands.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at May 26, 2010,
#2
I'd advise you watch Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

It will tell you everything you need to know about Amsterdam.
#3
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#4
Smoke large amounts of cannabis with flashy names then have stoned sex with hookers.

Trip = planned.
#6
Friend of mine got fined 100 euros in Amsterdam once. He couldn't find a toilet, so he started pissing in a back alley and the fuzz got him. While he was at the station, the officer apparently told him he should have hired a hooker for 25 euros and just pissed on her instead.
#8
Sounds awesome. Don't do anything I would do.

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#10
Quote by Kensai
Sounds awesome. Don't do anything I would do.


Northern norway is just cold, stay in the middle

I didn't even think it would be possible to do anything you wouldn't do

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I didn't think Amsterdam had cities.

The bit always shown on TV is called de Wallen or something, I know that. It's where the fun is.

I meant Amsterdam is the only city in the Netherlands I've been to.
#11
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I didn't think Amsterdam had cities.


people like you make me lose faith in humanity.

the tiny bit had left that is.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#12
Quote by LordBishek
Friend of mine got fined 100 euros in Amsterdam once. He couldn't find a toilet, so he started pissing in a back alley and the fuzz got him. While he was at the station, the officer apparently told him he should have hired a hooker for 25 euros and just pissed on her instead.


do the hookers in amsterdam like the golden showers...
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#13
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do the hookers in amsterdam like the golden showers...


if you pay her enough.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
advice I can give mein deutscher freund is don't try to bring anything home.

The dutch government is cracking down on "drug tourists" the people who live in the surrounding countries and it's likely they will search you at any border.

There isn't any restrictions on foreigners, though you may get asked for ID if you are/look under 18.

just use common sense, don't go down dark alleys at night ect

don't buy crap of street dealers they will sell you vitamin pills not E's

soft drinks in coffee shops are expensive for a small amount, I say sneak your own coca cola or whatever in. or better yet go smoke in the park

the dutch can't really pour a good beer

finally, smoke a strain called "chocolope" it's some of the best weed I've ever had.
#16
I lived a few minutes away from Amsterdam in a little town called Bussum.
Anywhere around there is beautiful. I'd recommend you check out a
cheese farm or something. And be sure to go on a bike path.
It makes me happy just thinking about that place...
#17
Quote by Lacebad
advice I can give mein deutscher freund is don't try to bring anything home.

The dutch government is cracking down on "drug tourists" the people who live in the surrounding countries and it's likely they will search you at any border.

There isn't any restrictions on foreigners, though you may get asked for ID if you are/look under 18.

yeah, I figured this.
I'm not gonna try to sneak anything out, this is just for a couple of days of chillaxed stoned fun.
Also, I'm 21, I assume I won't be underage for anything?

Quote by HeatMaster22
I lived a few minutes away from Amsterdam in a little town called Bussum.
Anywhere around there is beautiful. I'd recommend you check out a
cheese farm or something. And be sure to go on a bike path.
It makes me happy just thinking about that place...


already been to a cheese farm with my family. This trip is really just about getting stoned.
#18
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people like you make me lose faith in humanity.

the tiny bit had left that is.

That's an appropriate response.


It's going to be difficult to read your future posts without a voice in the back of my head screaming 'twat' like a somewhat distant car alarm.
#20
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To be totally honest with you, Amsterdam is a filthy piece of shit city.

than you've never been to Berlin.
#22
smoak moar. make you smart.

but seriously, just smoke crazy lookin weed, bright colorful, fruity smelling/tasting, hell even chocolate smelling and tasting.

ive had some sort of chocokush and it was freakin amazing
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#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
than you've never been to Berlin.


Oh believe me, i have.
But then again, the reason i might have liked it were all the bear statues
Seriously though, as someone from the Netherlands i think Amsterdam pretty depressing.
The fact that the cleaning people refuse to do their jobs doesn't really help
kthxbai.
#24
After Amsterdam, go to Eindhoven and Tilburg. Those cities are a lot more safe and pickpocketfree plus they have a lot more coffeeshops and closer together.

And for god's sake DO NOT DRINK THE BEER. If you want a fine beer travel down here to Belgium!!
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#25
Quote by cocacolabottle
After Amsterdam, go to Eindhoven and Tilburg. Those cities are a lot more safe and pickpocketfree plus they have a lot more coffeeshops and closer together.

And for god's sake DO NOT DRINK THE BEER. If you want a fine beer travel down here to Belgium!!

I'll take our superior german beer here, thank you very much
But thanks for the city recommendations!
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do the hookers in amsterdam like the golden showers...


i wonder if they have mandatory STD testes..
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Quote by cocacolabottle
After Amsterdam, go to Eindhoven and Tilburg. Those cities are a lot more safe and pickpocketfree plus they have a lot more coffeeshops and closer together.

And for god's sake DO NOT DRINK THE BEER. If you want a fine beer travel down here to Belgium!!


Wiki
"In research by the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad based on the police’s statistical data on crime rates, Eindhoven was found to have the highest crime rate in the Netherlands for 2006."

Not really

Also, can't help you with your Amsterdam trip, I loathe that place.
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Wiki
"In research by the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad based on the police’s statistical data on crime rates, Eindhoven was found to have the highest crime rate in the Netherlands for 2006."

Not really

Also, can't help you with your Amsterdam trip, I loathe that place.

it's not an amsterdam trip, it's a trip to the netherlands. I'm asking for opinions and experiences in other cities, too, since I've only been to Amsterdam so far and know nothing else about the Netherlands.
#29
Come visit Eindhoven. Also, don't expect to get a lot of it. They're pretty strict with tourists.
And when you got some, tell me. I'd be happy to help you with it.
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Quote by The_Casinator
Come visit Eindhoven. Also, don't expect to get a lot of it. They're pretty strict with tourists.
And when you got some, tell me. I'd be happy to help you with it.

don't expect to get alot of what, weed?

How high are the limits? Are they different from city to city, and, how do they know how much you've bought?
#31
make shure you visit Den Bosch cuz when you are in a club you are allowed to smoke sigs while you drink beer, inside!!!
#32
Quote by korinaflyingv
go to amdam. try and stay in the flying pig downtown hostel if you can... best place EVER. that's all, i guess.

Do this.
The place is somehow staffed entirely by HOTTIES. As in serious HOTTIES.

Quote by LordBishek
Friend of mine got fined 100 euros in Amsterdam once. He couldn't find a toilet, so he started pissing in a back alley and the fuzz got him. While he was at the station, the officer apparently told him he should have hired a hooker for 25 euros and just pissed on her instead.

Should have used one of these:


...according to the URL they are female urinals though... is that true?
#33
^ wtf is that slimey stuff on the ground ?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#34
Quote by the bartender
^ wtf is that slimey stuff on the ground ?

Urine, I'd assume. Looks like it's wet, so probably the drain was quite full of rain.
#35
I went there about 2 months ago. Drove up and back from Koln and didn't even see any police on the border.

It's a cool place to go. Saw a really good funk-rock band over there. I was only there for a weekend but I recommend getting stoned and going to the Van Gogh museum. That's what me and my Dad did.

EDIT: And of course, as usual when travelling to foreign countries, stay away from the English. All English are bastards.
Last edited by Declan87 at May 26, 2010,
#36
you can get weed in every town in the Netherlands so just randomly pick out some cities if all you want to do is get high
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#37
Quote by the bartender
^ wtf is that slimey stuff on the ground ?

That my friend, is Amsterdam
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EDIT: And of course, as usual when travelling to foreign countries, stay away from the English. All English are bastards.

I think that goes without saying.
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#40
Quote by Thecla
you can get weed in every town in the Netherlands so just randomly pick out some cities if all you want to do is get high


Aye, Corey, I really don't see why you'd go through all the hassle of getting to A'dam in order to get ripped off because you're a tourist and don't know where all the good shops are!

Wait, don't you Germans all come to Nijmegen for your dope?

It basically has all the shops you'd ever want in one alley: The "classy" *cough* shop where you buy the best shazz (it's priced that way too) and has sweet couches, terrace, etc. called De Kronkel.
It has 2 other shops next to it which are actually the same company, go there for the best quality/price ratio.

Helluva lot closer too!
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