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#1
Wow, this came as a surprise, and I'll be honest, you were a great man but up until this shocking announcement you were more of a far off memory of someone I never really read all that much about.


Gone but not forgotten;

Michael H. Jordan


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Jordan
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#2
Oh I get it. It's funny cause it's the same name as the basketball player, but no one knows who this Michael Jordan is.

EDIT: CEO of PepsiCo? I've always been a Coca-Cola fan.

Regardless, RIP Michael Jordan.
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#3
Misleading title is misleading. Not that I would really care if it was the other guy.
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#4
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Wow, this came as a surprise, and I'll be honest, you were a great man but up until this shocking announcement you were more of a far off memory of someone I never really read all that much about.


then why did you post it for?
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#7
Sneaky. I like it.
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#8
God damnit.



I almost shit a brick you bastard.
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#9
Screw you dude, Michael Jordan, the basketball player was my childhood hero....douche
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#10
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then why did you post it for?


Cause he thought it be funny since one of the greatest NBA players of all time has the same name.

I call this thread getting closed.
#11
Michael Jordan was someone I didn't really know that much about; but one thing is for sure- many people did know about him and he has a legacy to be preserved.

Remember that before closing this thread mods.
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#12
What rule does this thread break?
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#13
Dont even play like that, celebs are droppin' like flies.
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#14
My heart dropped to my feet, curse you TS.
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#15
misleading thread title is misleading
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#16
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What rule does this thread break?


It is an insanely misleading title that caused every michael jordan fan in this thread to have a near heart attack.
#18
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It is an insanely misleading title that caused every michael jordan fan in this thread to have a near heart attack.


And that's a rule?
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#20


Asshole! You scared the shit out of me!
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#21
An important and influential man died, and people are complaining because has the same name as someone much more recognizable?

I can see it. Nonetheless, RIP Michael H Jordan.
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#22
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it makes it spam. it's obviously trolling.


you tell that to pepsico's employees and board of directors..too abandon this memorial thread and declare Mr. Michael H Jordans legacy as spam is offensive sir.
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#23
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it makes it spam. it's obviously trolling.


Okay. You can argue that. We'll see what the mods decide.
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#24
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it makes it spam. it's obviously trolling.


So, because this guy shares his name with another big-name celebrity, he is not worthy of his death being recognized? He was a CEO of an internationally known company. I'd say that stands for something.
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#27
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Okay. You can argue that. We'll see what the mods decide.


It's all on the intentions of the thread. You can even see in the OP that the TS doesn't even care for him by saying he hardly knew him. He probably just heard it on the news and thought it be funny to post it on here.

You can even tell how fake he sounds when he posts more in this thread, so he's just one big troll, and it makes it a big troll thread. It's gonna be closed.

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So, because this guy shares his name with another big-name celebrity, he is not worthy of his death being recognized? He was a CEO of an internationally known company. I'd say that stands for something.


Read above.

As I said, the TS is using this as a joke more than a RIP thread.
#28
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It's all on the intentions of the thread. You can even see in the OP that the TS doesn't even care for him by saying he hardly knew him. He probably just heard it on the news and thought it be funny to post it on here.

You can even tell how fake he sounds when he posts more in this thread, so he's just one big troll, and it makes it a big troll thread. It's gonna be closed.


It was a good joke.


That being said, my heart skipped like 7 beats. TS, I hate you with every fiber of my being.
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#29
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It was a good joke.


That being said, my heart skipped like 7 beats. TS, I hate you with every fiber of my being.


It was a bad good joke, if that makes sense. He's still using the death of someone for a joke. Someone dying should not be joked upon.
#30
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It was a bad good joke, if that makes sense. He's still using the death of someone for a joke. Someone dying should not be joked upon.

Why?
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#31
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It's all on the intentions of the thread. You can even see in the OP that the TS doesn't even care for him by saying he hardly knew him. He probably just heard it on the news and thought it be funny to post it on here.

You can even tell how fake he sounds when he posts more in this thread, so he's just one big troll, and it makes it a big troll thread. It's gonna be closed.


Read above.

As I said, the TS is using this as a joke more than a RIP thread.


I'd say this thread is better than 90% of the threads in The Pit, even if it is a joke. It's better than the thousands of wanna/b/ threads that show up.
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#32
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Why?


How is death funny? Lets say someone really close to you dies, like your mom, dad, brother or sister (if you have any), and someone comes up to you and jokes about it. Are you gonna laugh?

Yes, this is from personal experience kinda.
#34
Man, I'm so desensitized to the internet I didn't flinch at the thread title. I just immediately though 'I doubt it' and checked CNN.
#35
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How is death funny? Lets say someone really close to you dies, like your mom, dad, brother or sister (if you have any), and someone comes up to you and jokes about it. Are you gonna laugh?

Yes, this is from personal experience kinda.

Just because I don't find it funny doesn't mean people shouldn't make jokes about it. I have made jokes about people close to me that have died. Why? Because they were the kind of assholes who'd do the same to me, and would expect me to do it, and that's why I loved them. And in all honesty, I can say that I'd much prefer to be joked about after my death rather than be forgotten in the way most people are.

Death is funny. It's the one thing that we all have in common, the one thing that binds us all, the only real constant in life. If we can't joke about that, then we're in a sorry state.
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#36
I can't believe some of you are butthurt over this. I thought it was pretty funny.

Time to celebrate the death of this capitalist pig.
#37
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I can't believe some of you are butthurt over this. I thought it was pretty funny.

Time to celebrate the death of this capitalist pig.


Oh God. Don't start that debate here. That'd be three debates in one thread.

Funny thread vs Troll thread

Death is funny vs Death isn't funny

Capitalism sucks vs Capitalism doesn't suck
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#38
First 12 year olds start getting famous.
Second. Every good music figure in metal starts dying off.
THird. This jackass make a thread about the greatest basketball player behind Kobe and Lebron is dead. BUT NO ITS A TRAP


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#39
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Oh God. Don't start that debate here. That'd be three debates in one thread.
It's called I was kidding.
#40
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First 12 year olds start getting famous.
Second. Every good music figure in metal starts dying off.
THird. This jackass make a thread about the greatest basketball player behind Kobe and Lebron is dead. BUT NO ITS A TRAP


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You better be joking.
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