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#1
I really don't care who you are, you do it.

I think the responses should be hilarious, so go for it.

How often do you jerk it?

Rarely?

Once or twice a week?

Once a day?

All day everyday?

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#2
Never
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#4
Usually once in the morning, and then periodically throughought the day. I'd say I average three a day.

Am I a bad person?


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#6
Usually daily. It varies though.

I've got a raging one right now and was about to take care of that...
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#8
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I don't masterbate.

Masturbation, however, is another issue entirely.

This was gonna be my post.
On a slightly more serious note: once a day, usually morning-time
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#9
Quote by cho0onger
Usually once in the morning, and then periodically throughought the day. I'd say I average three a day.

Am I a bad person?

I wouldn't say so, you've just got a lot of time on your hands.


You probably have a lot of other things all over your hands too.
#11
Once every two days unless something really sexy comes to my attention.

On a completely unrelated note, apparently Hayley Williams just sent a topless pic of herself to her twitter account...
#12
It used to be at least once a day. Now that I have roommates, 4 times a week.
#13
Why do people keep making this thread?
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#14
Lol yep it's all over that unmentionable site.

It varies. I'll go every day and occasionally twice a day for about 2 weeks, and then I'll go a week or so without and then only do it every 2-4 days. But on average, 4-6 times a week

#15
Quote by iro-bot31
Once every two days unless something really sexy comes to my attention.

On a completely unrelated note, apparently Hayley Williams just sent a topless pic of herself to her twitter account...


you lying son of a bitch
you brought a hooker to church?
#16
2 or 3 times a week maybe
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#18
Quote by RU Experienced?
I wouldn't say so, you've just got a lot of time on your hands.


You probably have a lot of other things all over your hands too.

Well said, sir.


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#19
I can't believe no one has ever thought to make this thread before.
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#20
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you lying son of a bitch


Nope. It's all over that site which cannot be named. I can't post the link for obvious reasons.
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#21
Quote by iro-bot31
Nope. It's all over that site which cannot be named. I can't post the link for obvious reasons.


im looking at it. i see nothing
you brought a hooker to church?
#22
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Why do people keep making this thread?

Some people clearly feel the overwhelming urge to make this thread when they're horny?


On a guitar website....


Where no one cares....
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#23
Quote by iro-bot31
On a completely unrelated note, apparently Hayley Williams just sent a topless pic of herself to her twitter account...

On completely related note (to that, at least), I always used to joke that she looked like a dude to piss off Paramore fans.

The truth is closer to her just being an unattractive girl.

Ah well, at least it means there will be less Paramore fans on the forum for a few days.
#24
at least once a day, twice more often than not, and three if I'm either really bored and just a horny shit that day.
#25
Once every 2-3 days now
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#29
Enough to satisfy the thirsty of many women
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#30
Thread title is classic Pit.

OT, I do it whenever the urge arises.
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#31
Whenever im horny. Seriously? What kind of question is that. Who the hell counts. You piss me off. And so do you, red, for dissing on my Paramore


Its not like im like "Duhhh, oh looks like I havnt met my quota today! Whelp, let me pull my pants down!"
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#32
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Whenever im horny. Seriously? What kind of question is that. Who the hell counts. You piss me off. And so do you, red, for dissing on my Paramore


Its not like im like "Duhhh, oh looks like I havnt met my quota today! Whelp, let me pull my pants down!"

Exactly what I was thinking
OT, probably once a day at the most
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#33
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Whenever im horny. Seriously? What kind of question is that. Who the hell counts. You piss me off. And so do you, red, for dissing on my Paramore


Its not like im like "Duhhh, oh looks like I havnt met my quota today! Whelp, let me pull my pants down!"


As long as you don't do anything with habanero peppers...


and lol Hayley Williams.
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#34
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Whenever im horny. Seriously? What kind of question is that. Who the hell counts. You piss me off. And so do you, red, for dissing on my Paramore


Its not like im like "Duhhh, oh looks like I havnt met my quota today! Whelp, let me pull my pants down!"

And herein lies the difference between men and women.
#35
Quote by RU Experienced?
And herein lies the difference between men and women.



Meh, at least she admits it, unlike most girls I know... when everyone already knows they do it. You can occasionally pry it out of some if you're good friends with them, but rarely

#37
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
Meh, at least she admits it, unlike most girls I know... when everyone already knows they do it. You can occasionally pry it out of some if you're good friends with them, but rarely

She admits it here on an internet forum where she's relatively anonymous and there are no social repercussions. I doubt she'd be so open about it in her personal life.
#38
4-5 times per day.


Thats just to keep me from jumping the first girl I see walking down the street.

I need something to slow my sex drive.
sigh...
#39
Quote by RU Experienced?
She admits it here on an internet forum where she's relatively anonymous and there are no social repercussions. I doubt she'd be so open about it in her personal life.

Her sister uses the site.

On topic, I haven't masturbated since February due to the MOD thread.
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#40
Quote by RU Experienced?
And herein lies the difference between men and women.

Men have quotas? I guess I wouldnt be surprised.

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As long as you don't do anything with habanero peppers...


and lol Hayley Williams.

I remember that thread ..nah, id rather not try that. Someone needs to take one for the team though.


edit:

She admits it here on an internet forum where she's relatively anonymous and there are no social repercussions. I doubt she'd be so open about it in her personal life.




Ok.
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