#1
So I asked myself a question this morning that made me think: What if by some divine power there could only be one more thread in the Pit, what would that thread be? What kinda legacy would the Pit be left with? Just a thought...
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#3
A thread about "masterbating".
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#8
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well i would like to see the UG communtiy radio thread as the last thread.

yeah but that wouldn't happen in the Pit's twisted reality

+1 for Colbert btw
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#10
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#14
Probably an announcement from zappp thanking us for comprising such a great tolerant community that brought people together internationally with our love for music. Something about encouraging the sharing and dispersal of knowledge and techniques...Really I'd just prefer the porn thing.
#15
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Thread title: POST PORN HERE

Post count: 60000000

If there was a porn thread in the Pit it might finally stop ppl from fapping to threads like Hot Chicks or Hot Tables or What Do You Think About Obama. maybe the Pit would benefit & gain at least some decency, however that would change what the Pit is founded upon. basically the Pit is already filled with porn except in comes in the form of lonely teens being turned on by pictures of cats, the morbidly obese, anime, & demotivational pictures.
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#16
my last ever thread hey ?

well thats a hard one.

I would probably tell you pit monkeys my life story.


If anybody would care to listen.
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#17
Nothing moral or good.

*enter fapping joke and some distatseful rectum joke*
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#18
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If there was a porn thread in the Pit it might finally stop ppl from fapping to threads like Hot Chicks or Hot Tables or What Do You Think About Obama. maybe the Pit would benefit & gain at least some decency, however that would change what the Pit is founded upon. basically the Pit is already filled with porn except in comes in the form of lonely teens being turned on by pictures of cats, the morbidly obese, anime, & demotivational pictures.

You haven't been here long enough, otherwise you would know the Pit is about love, about understanding each other and unconditionally helping others make their lives better.


And everything listed in your post to the power of 9000.
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#19
A big infermation-thread containing all correct grammatical phrases and ways of spelling English words.
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#20
the holographic relationship thread.

I'm assuming this is some time in the future.
#21
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If there was a porn thread in the Pit it might finally stop ppl from fapping to threads like Hot Chicks or Hot Tables or What Do You Think About Obama. maybe the Pit would benefit & gain at least some decency, however that would change what the Pit is founded upon. basically the Pit is already filled with porn except in comes in the form of lonely teens being turned on by pictures of cats, the morbidly obese, anime, & demotivational pictures.


People in the Pit fap, not just to Obama, but to people talking about Obama?

For the last thread, I would love to see metabolicmaggot, riffofthebeast, and some of the other greatest trolls of UG unbanned and have a troll war with fassa.
#22
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the holographic relationship thread.

I'm assuming this is some time in the future.

whoa, mindf*ck...

on a similar note, why do ppl seek relationship advice from the Pit. that's like buying fresh fruit from a cemetery. sure it's still fruit but it comes from a tree whose roots are gaining valuable nutrients from rotting corpses. but if you're desperate i guess you don't care

this got me thinking, wtf is 3D porn?! who would watch that?
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#23
or how about a thread within a thread?
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#24
It would be a thread with content that we cannot even image
It would be made by a person with such divine powers that we cannot even understand, that person would be riffofthebeast
#25
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It would be a thread with content that we cannot even image
It would be made by a person with such divine powers that we cannot even understand, that person would be riffofthebeast

riffofthebeast? i don't think i've posted in any of their threads (but i don't really troll in mainstream threads like The Relationship Thread: Mark Cunt)

i want my first born son to be named Mark Cunt. epic

EDIT: i didn't know that UG blocked cuss words
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