#1
Hello Pit.

I used to wonder why my cat's litter stunk so bad.
I used to think "Well, cat poop smells like the nastiest crap out there", so I just dismissed it as a side-effect of owning a cat.

However, last night, curiosity got the best of me, and I followed him into his pooping chamber, and what I saw was horrifying.


My cat doesn't cover his poop ಠ_ಠ


After dismissing the dookie from his body, he turns around, looks at it for about twenty seconds with a puzzling look, and then goes outside of his litter box and proceeds to fill his face with more food. The dookie left behind mocks me with its entoxicating smell.

Either he does it on purpose because he hates me, or he's retarded.

Should I teach him to do it right?
#2
You should troll harder.
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#6
Ya shit in his litter box and then cover it. Do so repeatedly until the cat figures out you're a freakin loon.
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#7
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Ya shit in his litter box and then cover it. Do so repeatedly until the cat figures out you're a freakin loon.


If that cat's retarded, chances are, it will probably just eat your poop.
#9
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Sit in the litter box and show him what to do!

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#10
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If that cat's retarded, chances are, it will probably just eat your poop.

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#11
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Sit in the litter box and show him what to do!

weren't you banned?
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#12
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All cats are retarded. Don't believe me? Buy a laser pointer.


Oh I believe you, I just have the epitome of retard. Fish.
#13
Unusually, a cat's body temperature does not vary throughout the day; this is part of cats' general lack of circadian rhythms and may reflect their tendency to be active at both day and night. As well as being tolerant of high temperatures, cats' feces are usually dry and their urine is also highly concentrated, both of which are adaptations that allow cats to retain as much fluid as possible. Indeed, their kidneys are so efficient that cats can survive on a diet consisting only of meat, with no additional water, and can even rehydrate by drinking seawater.

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#14
What are you feeding it?


Also, how come there was such a hoo-har about Fassa being perma'd just the other day, yet she is already back? 0.o Musta missd something.
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#16
If your cat doesn't cover its poo, it hates you intensely and challenges you for leadership of the house.

No lie, cracked is always right.
#17
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Sit in the litter box and show him what to do!
Pound sand up his ass?
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#18
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All cats are retarded. Don't believe me? Buy a laser pointer.

this man speaks the truth.

dogs aren't as easily fooled.
#19
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If your cat doesn't cover its poo, it hates you intensely and challenges you for leadership of the house.

No lie, cracked is always right.

This. No joke.
#21
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this man speaks the truth.

dogs aren't as easily fooled.


You. Are. Wrong.
Indeed they are!
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#22
If you're following your cat around and spying on it pooping I don't think your cat being smelly is your biggest problem.
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#23
You followed your cat to watch it poop
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#24
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Indeed they are!

You can fool a dog once or twice and then he'll piss on your leg and leave. You can make a cat chase nothing for hours.
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You can fool a dog once or twice and then he'll piss on your leg and leave. You can make a cat chase nothing for hours.


I fooled a dog twice today, she's still puzzled about what the føck the little red thing is. She hasn't pissed on my leg yet though...
Conclusion: Neither dogs nor cats are really that bright.
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#26
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Yes. Shit in his litter box and cover it up, all the while forcing him to watch a la Clockwork Orange.

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Sit in the litter box and show him what to do!

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#28
So....uh...why are you spying on your crappin cat? And the CAT is retarded....
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#29
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I fooled a dog twice today, she's still puzzled about what the føck the little red thing is. She hasn't pissed on my leg yet though...
Conclusion: Neither dogs nor cats are really that bright.

I see the bone of contention here. You fooled a bitch not a dog. Everybody knows all you have to do is show a bitch a shiny bauble and she'll make you sammiches forever.
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#31
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Cats don't cover their poo if the litter mix is already soiled.

Clean out your cat's tray better


The tray WAS newly cleaned O.o
#33
The tray WAS newly cleaned O.o

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I wdnt even be able to GO if someone was spying on me! Let alone cover it...let her be xD
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#34
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I wdnt even be able to GO if someone was spying on me! Let alone cover it...let her be xD

Well there's the solution. Your cat is gunshy. Leave her alone, ya dirty bastard.

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#35
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Well there's the solution. Your cat is gunshy. Leave her alone, ya dirty bastard.


It's a he.
#36
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It's a he.

you're a freak.
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#37
At least your's doesn't sh*t in the bath like mine. Worst time had to be when it pissed on my dads head, long story.
#38
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At least your's doesn't sh*t in the bath like mine. Worst time had to be when it pissed on my dads head, long story.

One of my wife's cats shit on my chest at 3am. It never saw 6am.
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