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#1
I've seen a similar thing done for best films, lets get one going for flat out worst films ever made.

Name 3 films, first gets 3 points, second gets 2, third gets 1. Write down your LEAST FAVORITE first.

Remember, this is for WORST films, not most overrated. If you don't think Titanic should have won all the Oscars, that is not a reason to put it here! I'm talking about the worst films ever made.

I'll tally up the score after each page.

Here's mine:

1. Twilight
2. Date Movie
3. George of the Jungle 2

Lets get this going

UPDATED TO END OF PAGE 3

1. Twilight (16)
2. The Human Centipede (6)
3. Observe and Report (5)
Transformers 2 (5)

4. New Moon (4)
5. Zoolander (3)
Never Back Down (3)
Last Days (3)
Skeleton Man (3)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (3)
Hercules in New York (3)
The Village (3)
Batman and Robin (3)
Hamlet 2 (3)
Napolean Dynamite (3)
Tropic Thunder (3)
Drag Me to Hell (3)
Eurotrip (3)
Aeon Flux (3)
The Transporter (3)
Batman Begins (3)
Birdemic (3)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (3)
6. Date Movie (2)
Garfield (2)
Terminator 3 (2)
Dracula 3000 (2)
Darkness Falls (2)
School for Scoundrels (2)
Cabin Fever (2)
Daybreakers (2)
Super Mario Bros (2)
Evan Almighty (2)
The Marine (2)
Taxi (2)
The Ugly Truth (2)
The Transporter 2 (2)
Don't Mess with the Zohan (2)
Graduation (2)
Meet the Spartans (2)
Shrooms (2)
7. George of the Jungle 2 (1)
Funny People (1)
Jason X (1)
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (1)
Bandidas (1)
Street Fighter (1)
Bongwater (1)
Dragonball Z (1)
Paranormal Activity (1)
Spiderman 3 (1)
Street Fighter (1)
Last edited by Random3 at Jun 1, 2010,
#2
1. Observe and Report
2. Garfield
3. Funny people
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#3
Honestly, I didn't like titanic. The ship sinks. Woo. History ruined the ending. Thanks a bunch, history.
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#7
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#8
I can only think of one which is the filmed theatre version of Death of a Salesman. The woman that played Linda was appauling.
#9
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1. Observe and Report
2. Garfield
3. Funny people


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#10
I guess you could say that this is a very cool thread

1. Batman and Robin
2. Super Mario Bros.
3. Evan Almighty
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#11
TS Twilight on 1? seriously you're just hopping on the bandwaggon.

1. Last days ( I could have spent the entire running time which felt like 6 hours staring into space and it would be time better spent)
2. Dracula 3000 (I always reccomend this film when people ask if I know any good movies, jokes on them)
3. all those shitty teenage horror movies, unlike The slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon (which is my favourate movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
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#12
The Human Centipede
Drag Me To Hell
All Other Cheesy Horror/unbelieveable Films
#13
What the holy fuck is wrong with you?

It's a piss-poor film. Crap dialogue, horrible story, overlong, bad acting.
#14
i saw this one movie that was about 3 hours long nothing happened in it, it started off with this guy who just crashed his new corvette and then he got home and his wife was all "i has baby" and then she had the baby, then some old people had a baby and the called this guy who was then running on a beach and he was like "cool" and it was not a good movie...
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#16
Skeleton Man. It's about a skeleton (a man in a walmart skeleton costume) riding on a black horse (which actually turns into a brown horse in the middle of the movie ) killing a team of special ops consisting mainly of hot hysterical chicks.
2.1/10 in IMDB
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#17
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It's a piss-poor film. Crap dialogue, horrible story, overlong, bad acting.



1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. Darkness Falls
3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (I love Harry Potter , but this one was just horrible IMO)
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#19
1. Transformers 2
2. Cabin Fever
3. Street Fighter
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#20
1. The Village
2. Daybreakers
3. Any film broadcast during the daytime

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#21
I once saw this one movie about a group of people who had telekinetic powers, and they got a new guy, and tried to rob a bank, but at the end the new guy decided to turn on them, and pulled a guy from the top of a house with his powers, and in the end they thought everyone in the group was dead, but at the end they see a woman from the group in a news report.

I have no idea what this movie was called, but I saw it, and it was, without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen.

Yes, even worse than Twilight.

If anyone can tell me the name of this movie, I'd be very grateful.
#22
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3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (I love Harry Potter , but this one was just horrible IMO)


It was easily the best of the Potters and probably the best film of that year, are you insane? The production was remarkable!
#23
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It was easily the best of the Potters and probably the best film of that year, are you insane? The production was remarkable!

as much as I hate the other Potter movies, I have to agree with webbtje on this, that movie was pretty damn good.
#24
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It was easily the best of the Potters and probably the best film of that year, are you insane? The production was remarkable!

I take it you've never read the books...

If you have, it's horrible. They left out so much stuff. Sure the CGI effects were cool, but the acting is getting pretty bad now. Hopefully they step it up for the 7th and 8th movies.
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#25
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I take it you've never read the books...

If you have, it's horrible. They left out so much stuff. Sure the CGI effects were cool, but the acting is getting pretty bad now. Hopefully they step it up for the 7th and 8th movies.


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I would like to point out that every post from me so far in this thread was pretty blatant trolling.
#26
Quote by JayT44
I take it you've never read the books...

If you have, it's horrible. They left out so much stuff. Sure the CGI effects were cool, but the acting is getting pretty bad now. Hopefully they step it up for the 7th and 8th movies.

compare it to the previous movies, where they left out tons, as well, but were still unable to make it coherent. This was the only potter movie I've seen so far that didn't leave my mom asking "what about *insert important plotpoin that was never explained here*"
for those who don't know the books, this was easily the most coherent and plothole-less movie.

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I would like to point out that every post from me so far in this thread was pretty blatant trolling.


I still agree with your trolling, though. Half Blood Prince is easily the best potter movie so far.

Though it might help that it was based off the second worst book of the series.
The worst being, of course, the Deathly Hollows, which I seriously believe will be the best movie of all, since the book it's based on is one of the worst books I've ever read.
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#27
1) Hamlet 2
2) Avatar
3) Twilight
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#28
1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. Evan Almightly
3. Twilight (couldn't help it)
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#29
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compare it to the previous movies, where they left out tons, as well, but were still unable to make it coherent. This was the only potter movie I've seen so far that didn't leave my mom asking "what about *insert important plotpoin that was never explained here*"
for those who don't know the books, this was easily the most coherent and plothole-less movie.

I see what you're saying, but i couldn't disagree more.

They left out so much of the backstory and detail of what was going on. They kind of had to though because the book was sooooo long. Way too long for a 2-hour movie. It just didn't live up to my expectations in the slightest, which is why I'm not a big fan.

There wasn't a whole lot left out of the other movies as much as this one.
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#30
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Though it might help that it was based off the second worst book of the series.
The worst being, of course, the Deathly Hollows, which I seriously believe will be the best movie of all, since the book it's based on is one of the worst books I've ever read.


I found it funny how Hermione cries every other page in that book. So much for building her up as a strong character, avoiding girly stereotypes, in the last six books, if as soon as she turns 18 she starts blubbering all the time.
#31
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Skeleton Man. It's about a skeleton (a man in a walmart skeleton costume) riding on a black horse (which actually turns into a brown horse in the middle of the movie ) killing a team of special ops consisting mainly of hot hysterical chicks.
2.1/10 in IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372832/


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#32
jayt44, do you want a 5 hour movie? that's how long it would take to make a movie that is close to the book. the movie wasn't bad, it touched on all the main points and was decent.

worst movies

tropic thunder
the marine
#33
1. Twilight
2. hurt locker (i really didnt like that film, it bored me)
3. drag me to hell
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#34
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TS Twilight on 1? seriously you're just hopping on the bandwaggon.


Yes, because all the hate towards Twilight has to come from the bandwagon right? You're the kind of kid who listens to Lady Gaga just so you won't look like you're one of those anti-conformist kids.


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#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
Though it might help that it was based off the second worst book of the series.
The worst being, of course, the Deathly Hollows, which I seriously believe will be the best movie of all, since the book it's based on is one of the worst books I've ever read.

Not sure if serious...

Deathly Hallows was utterly amazing. One of my favorite books of all time. I loved the Half-Blood Prince book too. The only books I didn't really care for were the 1st, 2nd, and 4th, but they were still good, just not spectacular.
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#36
1. Twilight
2. The Human Centipede
3. New Moon

I'm trying not to jump on the bandwagon here, but when I watched Twilight and New Moon, all I saw was 2 hours of bullshit "lets all cream over our first pubescent love" laced with paper thin plot and a failed "story".

Opinion's an opinion brah
#37
Jay, are you serious? the 6th and 7th book were by far the worst in the series. Rowling totally trashed the ending by making the previously well built characters into ****ing idiots. Ron abandons harry and hermione for --- you know what?

I'm gonna put it this way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBWacQ8fGNE

go watch that review, it pretty much sums up all that is wrong with the last book, and pretty much describes my opinion.
And while the 6th book wasn't terrible, it was really not as awesome as the previous megaliths, the 4th and 5th (my personal favorite), which were easily the best in the series.
#38
most mary kate and ashley films, you can just group them all together because its the same storyline

drake and josh films

or the icarly film.
#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
I once saw this one movie about a group of people who had telekinetic powers, and they got a new guy, and tried to rob a bank, but at the end the new guy decided to turn on them, and pulled a guy from the top of a house with his powers, and in the end they thought everyone in the group was dead, but at the end they see a woman from the group in a news report.

I have no idea what this movie was called, but I saw it, and it was, without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen.

Yes, even worse than Twilight.

If anyone can tell me the name of this movie, I'd be very grateful.

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#40
1- Twilight (New Moon to be specific)
2- The Ugly Truth
3 - Transformers 2
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