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From the ever-popular and awesome Spongebob Squarepants TV shows, I give you Squidward Tenticles.



Most of the time, Squidward looks like a huge asshole, but I think if you look deeper, he's a pretty cool guy.

For example, he's a passionate artist and musician, most of here can relate to that, and while he may not be the greatest, he never gives up.

Also, even if he's a grouch all the time, I think that without him, Spongebob would not be the same show.

So without farther ado, show your appreciation for Squidward Tenticles!
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Quote by red157
Was... Um... was Squidward meant to be... jewish?

Probably. Spongebob Squarepants is basically just a metaphor for the minorities of the world.

Spongebob is homosexual
Patrick is mentally challenged
Squidward is a cranky Jew
Plankton is a scheming mafioso with mental issues
Mr Crabs is a black businessman
Squirrel chick is a redneck

That's how I see it anyway. I could be wrong.
Last edited by GRiMM94 at May 29, 2010,
#6
I'd be grumpy if my neighbor was a raging homosexual who was constantly bringing his pointy, pink friend over to my house to play 'games'.
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#7
Quote by JacobTheMe
I herd that u leik krabbie patties.



So we put a krabby patty in your krabby patty so you could eat a krabby patty while you eat a krabby patty!!!11!

Sorry... I had to...
#8
Sandy is clearly a redneck.

I babysit a lil kid in the mornings (unemployed college student woot) and watch spongebob everyday. Squidward has and always will be my favorite.
#9
Quote by GRiMM94
Probably. Spongebob Squarepants is basically just a metaphor for the minorities of the world.

Spongebob is homosexual
Patrick is mentally challenged
Squidward is a cranky Jew
Plankton is a scheming mafioso with mental issues
Mr Crabs is a black businessman
Squirrel chick is some other minority... probably Hispanic

That's how I see it anyway. I could be wrong.


Squirrel Chick aka Sandy is actually a Country Girl, not Hispanic.
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#10
I read it as testicles.
That is all.
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*Does Squidward laugh.
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Quote by StewieSwan
I'd be grumpy if my neighbor was a raging homosexual who was constantly bringing his pointy, pink friend over to my house to play 'games'.


I'd get him teach me about music
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Quote by JacobTheMe
I herd that u leik krabbie patties.




is this thing as funny as i think it is? Somebody please tell me this made them die laughing, i dont want to think its only funny because im high.
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Quote by codynw42
is this thing as funny as i think it is? Somebody please tell me this made them die laughing, i dont want to think its only funny because im high.


On a related subject:

Why the **** did you put those smileys in that post?
#16
Quote by JacobTheMe
On a related subject:

Why the **** did you put those smileys in that post?



Uhm, I'm not exactly sure man. It felt like it was the right thing to do.

On a related subject:

How are you doing today?
#17
Quote by codynw42
Uhm, I'm not exactly sure man. It felt like it was the right thing to do.

On a related subject:

How are you doing today?


I was having a fantastic day until you ruined it.
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I think Squidward is a pretty cool guy. eh plays the clarinet and doesnt afraid of anything.
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#19
Quote by Scutchington
Squirrel Chick aka Sandy is actually a Country Girl, not Hispanic.

Yeah, you're right on that one. It's been too long since I watched that show
#20
Quote by JacobTheMe
I was having a fantastic day until you ruined it.


Oh dear...

Well i apologize. I can't be goin around ruinin peoples days and whatnot. Maybe you should try some mozzarella sticks? They always cheer me up.
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#24
Quote by red157
Was... Um... was Squidward meant to be... jewish?

No. Jews aren't allowed to eat squid.
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Squidward... TORTELLINI
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#26
Squidward is a tortured artist imo. His character is actually really deep, and I only noticed this recently.
#27
Quote by RawPower218
Squidward is a tortured artist imo. His character is actually really deep, and I only noticed this recently.

I'm willing to bet he has Bipolar disorder, or at least chronic depression. Guy's messed up, really. He's one of those characters who you feel bad for, but still don't really like.
#28
Ive always thought he was a pretentious elitist **** despite claiming to be a creative intellectual and an artist.
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I love it when the show does these handdrawn pictures
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Quote by Soul Power
I love it when the show does these handdrawn pictures

this, but they haven't been doing them much lately.
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Quote by pbiggie
this, but they haven't been doing them much lately.


Everything they've done lately (as in last 5 years) is total garbage. Can't live up to the classics
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Quote by JungIe
Everything they've done lately (as in last 5 years) is total garbage. Can't live up to the classics


Yeah... Especially the really new ones. They really just lost the original charm of spongebob.