Poll: Which button?
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View poll results: Which button?
One
149 64%
Two
84 36%
Voters: 233.
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#1
Button One: Kills all the corrupt politicians, corporate owners, crooked cops, media personnel, and such.

Button Two: Kills all the religious fundies, hate groups, and such.

You can only press one.
#3
Wouldn't one button kill of some people represented in the choice of button 2?
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#4
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#5
I'm not pressing a button that kills anyone.
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#6
I would use my tremendous determination and vast knowledge to find a method to push both at once.
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#7
Neither?

Because for all my homicidal thoughts I am a pussy at heart and mass murder would probably fill me with guilt for the rest of my life.

And not the good 'I just had sex with my friend's sister' guilt. The bad sort.
#8
Button one. At least the latter just have horrible opinions, the former have an influence on things. And the latter are broadcasting their arseholery to the world, alienating everyone, the former are harder to spot.
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#10
Button One Religious people are ****ed but they aint killing no one, and they aint got no pickets to go to when there aint no ****ed up politicians making war and killing soldiers
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#12
Is there like a third button where...maybe everyone gets an ice-cream and everyone is happy?
#13
I would rather not kill anyone, especially considering the influence both politics and religion have in our society. To push either button would be a stupid move.
#14
Button one, without a doubt.
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#15
But if you killed all of the corporate owners, wouldn't the economy like explode??? And no corporations means no pepsi!!!!
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#16
Thread is a ripoff of the Twilight Zone episode; sort of.

I'd pick button 2. A world without hategroups is a good world imo
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#17
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Neither?

Because for all my homicidal thoughts I am a pussy at heart and mass murder would probably fill me with guilt for the rest of my life.

And not the good 'I just had sex with my friend's sister' guilt. The bad sort.


Been there. With the girl and her sister at the same time


...I wish

Actually, my ex and current girlfriend both have really hot sisters. Nothings ever happened, but lets just say, I wouldnt say no
#20
2. they make my religion look bad
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#21
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I would rather not kill anyone, especially considering the influence both politics and religion have in our society. To push either button would be a stupid move.

Shit. Fuck. Nice.
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#22
#2, just for getting rid of fundy Muslims who think they're due more than they're given, and I'm not talking the live and let live kind. More the "Kill all who oppose Islam", kind.
#24
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#26
2nd one.

religion is shit, id have no problem, doing it for the greater good.
Fuck it.
#28
Button 3


the one that closes silly threads.


EDIT:
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The one that deletes the thread
fuuuuuu. Beaten.
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#29
Neither.
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#30
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Is there like a third button where...maybe everyone gets an ice-cream and everyone is happy?


I'm with this guy. Ice cream for all!
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#31
Quote by davrossss
Is there like a third button where...maybe everyone gets an ice-cream and everyone is happy?

this too, lol, but seriously we dont need to kill people, i ask folks, Why Can't we all just get along?
Gonna make the mountains be my home....

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#32
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I'm not pressing a button that kills anyone.


This. It makes you no better than any of the other "evils".
#34
Button 1
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#35
this thread =

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#36
Quote by davrossss
Use your elbow and your palm and push both at the same time.

Yay for mass murder.


We were born with two hands for a reason. Simultaneous murder.
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#37
The middle one.
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#38
button one, most definitely.

thought process: yea corruption is bad, GOD FUNDIES GET ON MY NERVES, but really, the corruption makes a much larger negative impact on society than fundies since the latter ostracize themselves by their own actions. I'd push button one.
#39
Quote by davrossss
Is there like a third button where...maybe everyone gets an ice-cream and everyone is happy?



3.kill all the Hippies like davrossss
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