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#1
Try to guess what dead celebrity/musician would be doing if they were still alive.

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#2
kurt cobain - trying to kill himself
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kurt cobain - trying to kill himself


What he said.
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#7
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kurt cobain - trying to kill himself


Your hilarious.
If Jimi Hendrix were still alive then I think he'd be working on some sort of laid back acoustic blues project.
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#8
Keith Richards would probably be doing drugs.


Wait...
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#9
Dimebag would invest in the kevlar armor industry.
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#10
Elvis woul try to freeze himself.


Wait...
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#11
The REV be drummin'

Paul be bassin'

Dio be bein' Dio

EDIT: ^^ Okay, who here, whenever you read something about freezing yourself, thinks of I Will Return? Off topic, but that solo
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#12
Dio would be raping a dragon with is dicksword
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Keith Richards would probably be doing drugs.


Wait...


So would most other dead celebrities/musicians...
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So would most dead celebrities...


Difference is that Keith Richards is still alive.

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#15
Gary Coleman would still be asking Willis what he's talking about.
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Your hilarious.
If Jimi Hendrix were still alive then I think he'd be working on some sort of laid back acoustic blues project of some sort.

i agree, and i think that would be ****ing gnarly

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Not for long he's not.
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#20
Jimi Hendrix would still be doing drugs, then OD eventually

Dimebag would be shot by a different guy

Cobain would kill himself again

etc...
#21
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Jimi Hendrix would still be doing drugs, then OD eventually

Dimebag would be shot by a different guy

Cobain would kill himself again

etc...

I don't find your attempt at trying to be smart appealing.
#23
Stevie Ray Vaughan would be headlining the 2010 Crossroads Festival. Robert Johnson would be mostly dust. Randy Rhodes would be laughing at his replacements in Ozzy?
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#24
Randy Rhoads would've been playing neo-classical piano driven rock, and would be incredibly disgusted in Ozzy's choosing of Zakk Wylde.
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#25
Jimi Hendrix would have a whammy pedal and make Tom Morello his bitch with that thing (even though Tom Morello is still pretty much Hendrix's bitch)
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#26
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I don't find your attempt at trying to be smart appealing.

No, if they weren't dead they would probably do the same thing again.
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And Kurt Cobain would be living in isolation in some other country or making solo acoustic albums
#28
If Randy Rhoads hadn't died, Ozzy wouldn't have replaced him in the first place.

If George Harrison and John Lennon hadn't died, the Beatles would have gotten back together and would be touring the world, having released a couple of good albums, and then several awful ones.

If Mike Baker hadn't died, nobody would notice because no one's heard of him anyway

If Kurt Cobain hadn't died, his music would still suck.
#29
Sonny Bono would be skiing somewhere
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Cobain would be working with R.E.M

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If Micheal Jackson wasn't dead, he'd still be raping kids.
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EDIT2: and loosing his nose
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The Rev would be chasing Ducks.



That post really gave me a good feeling... Kind of cheered me up a bit.

I wish they would make a movie about The Rev, it'd be really interesting.
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That post really gave me a good feeling... Kind of cheered me up a bit.

I wish they would make a movie about The Rev, it'd be really interesting.


Yeah I would love to see a movie about him.
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#34
MJ would have eventually faded away.

Kurt... I dunno. Something tells me that if he had gone to rehab and actually STAYED there he would have either lost his voice or just gotten right back into heroin. With all his chronic issues plus nonstop touring, I'm not sure the guy would've been able to handle it.

I have a feeling Dime would still be doing the exact same thing.
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#35
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MJ would have eventually faded away.

He would have done anything BUT fade away. In life and death, Michael Jackson would and will always be in the public eye.
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He would have done anything BUT fade away. In life and death, Michael Jackson would and will always be in the public eye.

You have to admit just about all of MJ's current popularity is because he's dead. All the dead ones get even more popular in death than life. Elvis. Kurt. Given time, Dime and MJ too.
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#37
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You have to admit just about all of MJ's current popularity is because he's dead. All the dead ones get even more popular in death than life. Elvis. Kurt. Given time, Dime and MJ too.

You forgot hendrix and marley
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#38
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You have to admit just about all of MJ's current popularity is because he's dead. All the dead ones get even more popular in death than life. Elvis. Kurt. Given time, Dime and MJ too.

Dime and Kurt will eventually fade into oblivion. But MJ will most likely be recognized for many more generations.
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#40
Kurt Cobain said in an interview shortly before he died that he was planning on quitting Nirvana and maybe going off into some New Wave stuff.

That would've been pretty interesting.
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