#1
Long story short, I found out one of my friends drew a giant penis on my back when I was passed out last night and I need some revenge. What are some good practical jokes?
#3
Make him pass out in the sun and put bottle caps all over his body. Polka dot tan> penis on back.
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#4
If he passes out with his shoes on, tie them together. Wake him up in a panic telling him there's a fire.
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#5
First thought is draw one on his locker.

Next I would say, write "F*** THE COPS" all over his car with an expo marker (make sure it's a newer car... older fiberglass finishes won't let it come off... I learned that the hard way).
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#6
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If he passes out with his shoes on, tie them together. Wake him up in a panic telling him there's a fire.

Definitely this.
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If he passes out with his shoes on, tie them together. Wake him up in a panic telling him there's a fire.


Ok, I'm definitely doing this next time.

But, I need something I can pull in the mean time, before the next party. I can mess with his car, his drugs, whatever
#8
One time when my friend was asleep, I drew a swastika on his forehead, he didn't notice until we were in a mexican restaurant eating lunch. He finally came out of the bathroom yelling "I AM NOT A DAMN NAZI!"

Needless to say, kill his parents and feed them to him.
#9
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Make him pass out in the sun and put bottle caps all over his body. Polka dot tan> penis on back.
This, although it would be difficult to do; people tend to pass out at night, when they do.....

However, it would be hilarious if you made sure to do it everywhere, including his forearms and face, so he wouldn't be able to cover it up with a shirt.
#11
But his penis in your mouth, take a picture, and spread it around making everyone think that he's gay!
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But his penis in your mouth, take a picture, and spread it around making everyone think that he's gay!

If you could get someone else you don't like to pass out and play the part instead of you doing this, we may well have a winner here.
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But his penis in your mouth, take a picture, and spread it around making everyone think that he's gay!


+1
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#14
Not too long ago, some hooligans broke into one of our vacant rental houses and vandalized it and drew a huge jizzing penis on the wall.

Needless to say, we were not amused.
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Needless to say, kill his parents and feed them to him.


Beaten to it but +1.
#20
1 - get him drunk.
2 - wait for him to pass out
3 - suck his dick.
4 - take picture of you doing that.
5 - show them to him
6 - tell him he's gay.
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1 - get him drunk.
2 - wait for him to pass out
3 - suck his dick.
4 - take picture of you doing that.
5 - show them to him
6 - tell him he's gay.

WAY TO STEAL WHAT I SAID!
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#22
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If he passes out with his shoes on, tie them together. Wake him up in a panic telling him there's a fire.


No, take his shoes off, fill them with water, and put them in the freezer.

I never participated in this ritual, but I had friends that "spiced" each other if one of them passed out first. From what I understand, you basically pour black pepper, red pepper, hot sauce, whatever, into the eyes, mouth and nostrils of the victim.
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#23
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Switch his weed with aregano.


switch his aregano with weed.

or shit in something of his.
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WAY TO STEAL WHAT I SAID!
we're in agreement then.

TS, you know what to do.

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#25
Wait till he sleeps or whatever that he isnt awake.

Shave part of his head and use the SAME color sharpie as his hair on the Bald spot.

Draw "I HATE ALL MEXICANS!" on his arm. Make it look like a Tatteo though.

Draw a small Hitler Mustache on his upper lip.

Take Him to A MEXICAN RESTRAUNT!!!

But dont let him notice the changes!
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#26
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
1 - get him drunk.
2 - wait for him to pass out
3 - suck his dick.
4 - take picture of you doing that.
5 - show them to him
6 - tell him he's gay.


Change 3 to "Suck his dick and enjoy it." Then tell him he's gay because you enjoyed it.
#27
Knit him a sweater and confess your undying love for him infront of everyone in the middle of your schools cafeteria
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#28
write "sex hole" on his forehead on sharpie and draw an arrow pointing to his mouth
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#30
Tattoo a giant penis on his back next time he passes out, that will show him.
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#31
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
1 - get him drunk.
2 - wait for him to pass out
3 - suck his dick.
4 - take picture of you doing that.
5 - show them to him
6 - tell him he's gay.

That's much too complicated.
Fuck his mother and record the blessed union. Then play it for him under the guise of "hey wanna see my new video"
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#32
I've always wanted to take one tire off of someones rim and just leave the car setup on a wooden block. And I've always wanted to egg someones car, wrap it in saran wrap and leave the car in an area filled with sunlight with no possible chance of shade.
#34
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If he passes out with his shoes on, tie them together. Wake him up in a panic telling him there's a fire.


^ This.
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