#7
Jesus...


Also, that is a stupid looking mohawk
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#13
It has graphic content.

Seriously, why the hell would you be sick enough to link us a hairdo like that without warning? I gagged he looks so ridiculous.

According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.


Brilliant fact-finding too.
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#14
Quote by Arterial
religion ****s everything up.


How about you shut the fuck up and learn some tolerance.


I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INTOLERANCE
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#15
Quote by Primus2112
How about you shut the fuck up and learn some tolerance.


I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INTOLERANCE


HATERS GONNA DISEMBOWEL
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#16
Quote by necrosis1193
HATERS GONNA DISEMBOWEL


YOU KNOW IT BRAH
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#17
Damn! Bad, bad trip... I've never known anyone to act that way from shrooms though, most people just bug out and go play the neighborhood like it's a video game after eating an eighth with gatorade to wash it down; saying they can stomach it. Wow... I think I'll do hallucinogenics by myself from now on...
#19
This has been posted already, but this was before the bloke said why he did it.

I knew he'd have a perfectly reasonable explanation.

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With a link and everything...

Fuuuu- and all that.
#20
"I think he was having a psychotic fit based on the mushrooms he had."

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's a modern day Sherlock Holmes!
I'll play it and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis
#21
Him to the cops: The devil was in him!

*5 minutes earlier*

Devil: Your hair is absolutely batshit ridiculous.
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#22
Wow. That's ****ed up.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#24
For a second there I thought he ripped the guy's heart out with his bare hands :\
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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.


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#26
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
hate to burst your bubble dude, but someone already made this thread a few days ago.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1318345&highlight=guy+rips+heart+out

all the good puns were taken within the first page and a bit.

Well that's disheartening.


Did they use that?
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#28


Must've had a movie marathon last night...


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