Teen is rejected by girlfriend, cuts his penis off and throws it down well Read more

#2
What a dick move.
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#4
His morning wood will now only be a morning stump.
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#5
He's proper cocked up, he has, or should it be cocked down?
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#6
"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."



Well.... He must be a sausage short of a BBQ

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His mourning wood will now only be a mourning stump.

Fixed.

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#8
least he put a **** in a hole
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#9
I've heard of a TS who was rejected by the pit, then cut his own thread off and threw it down the searchbar.
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#11
"A girl rejected me, so I'm going to cut off my penis and throw it down a well"

Yup. That makes perfect logical sense....
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Fixed.

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I didn't know it had that much potential. Sick.
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"A girl rejected me, so I'm going to cut off my penis and throw it down a well"

Yup. That makes perfect logical sense....


The logical thing to do would be to chop it off and throw it in her face, exclaiming "This is what you could have had!" whilst sobbing.
#18
What a cockup.
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#19
Doctors were unable to reattach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.



Maybe he'll find out that the girl just wasn't cut out for him
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#20
That guy must have gotten cut off to the girl by the other guy
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#21


Oh. A chopped penis.
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#22
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i swear this isnt the first time this has happened recently...

Yeah.

Whoever wrote the article is a bit late.
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#23
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The logical thing to do would be to chop it off and throw it in her face, exclaiming "This is what you could have had!" whilst sobbing.


That would be the most horrific incident in that girl's life. It would be a pretty sick way to lose your penis.
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#24
I daresay he'll be regretting that in a very short while.
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The logical thing to do would be to chop it off and throw it in her face, exclaiming "This is what you could have had!" whilst sobbing.


Yeah, at least have some kind of impact with it. I mean, the girl would be traumatised if a severed penis smacked her in the face.

I give him:

0/10 for impact.
10/10 for lulz
10/10 for determination.

Overall score: 20/30. Hardcore level.
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#28
Rejected by your girlfriend? Grow a dick and get over it!

also:
"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Ebarrassed? After cutting off my own penis, I wouldn't think the most prominent emotion would be embarrassment.
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#30
least he got his hole? xD
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#31
what the f***, just how will he live? hahaha jerk
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#35
Must have been a hard job cutting off his own penis.

He'll surely be mourning the loss of his wood.

I'm sure if he was a sane and rational man he could have over come being rejected by a girl.

The villagers must have been stumped when they couldn't find his member.

Maybe after he gets out of hospital he can erect a memorial for his penis.

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He sure chode her.


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