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#1
One of the best music traditions is ****ing with your audience in several ways, such as backmasked lyrics.

Try to raise some originals of your own, such as an idea (somewhat meh, but still) that I have: Calling your band something along the lines of "It Up the Bum". Then proceed to ask soomeone "Do you like It Up the Bum?", lulz will (probably) ensue.
#2
Cool story, brah
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#4
Something I have seen bands do is announce guest stars that never show up. Phish did something like that once in 93, where they started playing Rock and Roll all Night, and Trey said "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN MR. GENE SIMMONS!"
#5
Well, you can always rape the audience.
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#6
I like to throw corn bread at my audience. They never see it coming.
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#7
Sing the jigalypuff song and send them all to sleep.
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#8
I like to throw air at my audience, they never see it coming either.
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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#9
See: G.G Allin
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#10
Quote by angusfan16
I like to throw corn bread at my audience. They never see it coming.


This.

Or a kid at school kept getting his ass slapped by everyone so he put tacs in his back pockets facing out so they would stab into their hands... You could do something like this all over your body and then dive out and crowd surf
#13
I throw my audience.

That's why I don't have one.
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#14
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This.

Or a kid at school kept getting his ass slapped by everyone so he put tacs in his back pockets facing out so they would stab into their hands... You could do something like this all over your body and then dive out and crowd surf


And you will be dropped faster than a hot potato, thus breaking your back. Way to go, woohoo
#17
Spell your band name one letter off of a famous band.
You belong in a museum.

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#20
Quote by basitar92
Something I have seen bands do is announce guest stars that never show up. Phish did something like that once in 93, where they started playing Rock and Roll all Night, and Trey said "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN MR. GENE SIMMONS!"

haha trey is phuckin nuts dude, i love phish, ever see em live man?

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I like to throw cum at my audience. They never see it going.

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Gonna make the mountains be my home....

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#21
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See: G.G Allin

GG allin doesnt **** WITH hes audience, he literally just ****s them
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#24
Well if you want to be a total badass, just do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbz_ChS_TX4

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#26
Get each band memebr to start reading from a different book at the same time. And then everyone gets beaten up.
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#27
show up dressed in polo shirts, clean cut, guitars up high like the beatles, and a cute band name like "The Crickets", and then start playing the most br00tal death metal ever.
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#28
Quote by angusfan16
I like to throw corn bread at my audience. They never see it coming.


I tried that during my very brief performance on Showtime At the Apollo. Needless to say it worked too well.
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#30
Haha Twist of fate!
I burst out laughing when some guy in the audience yelled "We play bhettar you!!!"
#35
When i was in my old band we finished playing a decent sized gig, about 450-500 people there. When we finished the encore we went to take our bow but instead of a normal bow we turned around and gave the audience the fullest moon they've ever witnessed. Lulz ensued.
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#36
Quote by iantheman
Cover 4:33 by John Cage.

Especially as an encore.

I love that song!
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#37
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I love that song!

It's genius, but it would make the worst encore ever.
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'cause now we like to make
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#38
Quote by iantheman
It's genius, but it would make the worst encore ever.

But the whole song just really gets the crowd riled up.
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#39
My band's first demo will probably be called 'Same as bandname' like it's supposed to be self-titled.
I'M A COWBOY
#40
Quote by angusfan16
I like to throw corn bread at my audience. They never see it coming.

I had to do a double-take to make sure you didn't say "They never see it corning."
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