#1
Who is he, you might ask? I have no clue, other than he's a UGer who was lamenting about how his birthday will likely be forgotten by all his friends. So what the hell, guys. Waddaya say we show him some love?


Happy Birthday, mrfinkle213

I got you a Tshirt.

Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#2
Happy Birthday dude!!!


I got you a splawn nitro
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Brett has been saving for a splawn for 4 years
countries have been toppled in the time it's taking, revolutions won got a black pres

yawn


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When he finally gets one it'll probably be televised like the Berlin Wall coming down.
The end of an era
#3
lolz were had.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#4
Happy birthday! It's late notice so I don't have anything cool except this thing I got lying around. Here.



Please. Enjoy it. I spend all life savings on it..

lets not forget those hookers I ordered for the party either.
#6
Happy Birthday!
I got you Guthrie Govans Suhr signature guitar to go with your new Splawn!

#8
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*Hello Kitty Strat*
Man, I'm feelin a bit jealous right now. Teh kitteh is hot.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#9
I got you a new friend.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#10
Happy birthday man! I didn't get you anything though..
Play the music, not the instrument.
#11
happy birthday, for your birthday present, please go to "IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?" to claim gifts.
DeVillains!
#13
Apparently I already gave you a sig today.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
I got you the customary:

Ibanez SR506BM
Ashdown Little Giant 1000w
Peavey TVX 115+410
A big ass upright