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#2
Well, reading that I see whatever respect I had for mozart dissapear.
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#3
Quote by Kensai
Well, reading that I see whatever respect I had for mozart dissapear.

So the guy drinks himself silly and ****s everything that moves, but he eats a little poop and you lose respect for him?

Not cool, man. I think you're kjellous.
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#4
Quote by TheBurningFish
So the guy drinks himself silly and ****s everything that moves, but he eats a little poop and you lose respect for him?

Not cool, man. I think you're kjellous.

To be honest I wasn't really a fan to begin with

(bet you just wanted to say "kjellous")
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#6
that brightened up my day immensely, thank you
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#7
Quote by Kensai
To be honest I wasn't really a fan to begin with

(bet you just wanted to say "kjellous")

Nor am I, actually.

And I honestly just thought of it now
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#8
On Mozart's "Lick My Ass"

"A literal translation of the song's title and lyrics into English would be 'Lick me in the arse'. A more idiomatic translation would be 'Kiss my arse', or even 'Get stuffed'.[2]"
#9
Quote by dviv17
On Mozart's "Lick My Ass"

"A literal translation of the song's title and lyrics into English would be 'Lick me in the arse'. A more idiomatic translation would be 'Kiss my arse', or even 'Get stuffed'.[2]"

because the german phrase "Leck mich am Arsch" (lick my ass) is usually used as an insult, along the lines of "fuck you" or "piss off".

let's say you try a skateboard trick and fall down, your friend laughs and says

"Hey, deine Einlage auf dem Skateboard war ja der Brüller! (Hey, that skateboard stunt was really amazing!)"

"Ach, leck mich am Arsch (oh fuck you)"
#11
When he wasn't sciencing the shit out of everything

wat.
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#13
james joyce is now my favourite writer!
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#15
There should be a Cracked thread. While I love the website I could just go to it instead of coming here first.
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#17
I had the worst feeling Mozart had already thought of my lyrics...
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#18
are they ALL German or Irish? ffs

Mozart's basically German
Last edited by Declan87 at Jun 1, 2010,
#19
Its funny.
Edit: Im not going to take it serious though.
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#21
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Holy hell dude!!! Thats nuts! I saw a picture of Audie Murphy in my US History textbook, if only I had known!
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#22
Quote by Declan87
are they ALL German or Irish? ffs

Mozart's basically German

Mozart isn't German.

EDIT: Just realised your sneaky white font. Disregard this post
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#23
Joyce's love letters are brilliant; I highly recommend reading them in full.
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#24
I always found that Mozart's smirk to be slightly creepy...
Last edited by -Mantra- at Jun 1, 2010,
#25
Pfft, I already knew James Joyce was a pervert.
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#26
Quote by -Mantra-
I always found that Mozart's smirk to be slightly creepy...

I was expecting to find Beethoven in there. To me, he always seemed like a guy who would get drunk on daily basis, wreck pianos and realise his sexual fantasies on intoxicated groupies
Oh, well...

what's perverted about that?
#27
Was that Lick My Ass song for real? If so my respect for Mozart has increased. Its brilliant.

EDIT: Damn there's even a wiki page for that song
Last edited by Shinami at Jun 1, 2010,
#29
I read this aaaages ago...like two WHOLE hours, god - keep up with times geez...




I can't really say I'm surprised by Mozart:

Marquis de Sade

and


Mozart


Mozarts' alter ego (supervillian) libertine.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
Last edited by metallicafan616 at Jun 1, 2010,
#30
Whoa! Coreysmonster knows french? Thats awesome man.
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#31
oh....


my...


god
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#32
As soon as I saw the thread title I thought, 'looks like SOMEONE saw the Cracked article today.'

BTW... farties! LOL!
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#33
Quote by CoreysMonster
what's perverted about that?


Riiiiight...
to me. Just drifted slightly off
#39
The James Joyce one had me in stitches. Perhaps this makes me completely immature and pathetic. Oh well.


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