#2
They're mostly funny from the perspective of laughing at the person who says them.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#3
"Has anyone really been far even..........."
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#5
Can't have your cake and eat it.

I mean it works cause the cake is a lie but still.
Check out my Tumblr
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The world seemed like a better place when I didn't know what racism, genocide, and the internet was.
#6
A penny saved is worth two in the bush. The fan is gonna hit the ceiling.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Table 5 your pizza is ready.
We're only strays.
#7
Quote by Duffman123
"Until the cows come home"

I say where the hell did they go to?

Quote by Conformist
Can't have your cake and eat it.

I mean it works cause the cake is a lie but still.

...are those mixed metaphors?
#8
Quote by MadClownDisease
...are those mixed metaphors?
nope.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#10
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
A penny saved is worth two in the bush. The fan is gonna hit the ceiling.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Table 5 your pizza is ready.

I say "The sh*t is going to hit the fan"
#11
As my old teacher used to say.

*deep voice*

Well lads, you can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. It's up to me to teach ye and to give ye work, it's up to ye to do the work and study.

What a man.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#12
Quote by Duffman123
I say "The sh*t is going to hit the fan"

And that's why you clearly don't understand the thread.

EDIT:
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
nope.

Yeah that post I quoted answered my question.
Last edited by MadClownDisease at Jun 1, 2010,
#13
Quote by MadClownDisease
And that's why you clearly don't understand the thread.


Clearly not then

I'l leave now
#15
When in Rome, you've gotta shake the hand of a badger's dad.

Louis C.K. is my favorite comedian
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#16
Come on guys, this stuff isn't rocket surgery
Call me Batman.
#17
"Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three." -Michael Scott
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Watterboy, I love you.

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You are now my favourite person on UG.....You write cool shit.

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#18
"Youre certainly not the sharpest apple in the barrel"
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#20
Quote by J.A.M
Come on guys, this stuff isn't rocket surgery


Beaten to it...
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#21
Quote by MadClownDisease
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate.

Zap Brannigan?

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
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#23
He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition.
I stood before the glittery borders of new radius In search of the fabled city of mud and crushed velvet, What I found was a gutter where the love of entertainment Meets the lust for blood and demerits.
#24
"Those two get on like a horse on fire." I don't understand it but oh, man,

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#25
Men in glass houses sink ships

(I believe someone said this one in Boodock Saints?)


You can't keep a good man and make him drink it.


It's raining cats and lead balloon.
Quote by sluffinator
Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


Quote by ScreamingCheeto
NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


Thanks

Quote by MightyAl

Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.
#26
You can beat a dead horse to water...

Wat.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)