#3
Lack of pictures.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#4
As if she's going to hunt them down and gyrate all over them...
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#11
Her lawyer said Judge Mignini was biased against sexy women.



Don't see how the club owner was let off but the article doesn't really go into much detail so who knows.

EDIT: ^ oh godammit!
#13
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You win this round Jackal58
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#16
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I went there for a horrible bachelor party once
Also, Jackal, stop with your hate of Detroit.

I don't hate Detroit. It's home for me. I just think it's the most dysfunctional community on the planet.
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#19
Quote by webbtje
I raise my cock.

Bam, first dick pun.


I'm sure they didn't cum expecting that!


#20
Quote by TheInnovater
I'm sure they didn't cum expecting that!

I know I didn't.


*reaches for a tissue*
#21
Obviously They boys didnt find it too hard to get into the club.
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#25
Quote by .h3xagr4m.
I bet the boys were sexually aroused.



Yeah that too.
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#26
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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#27
Those lucky bastards...

They probably Jizzed. In. Their. Pants.
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#28
Quote by Jackal58
I don't hate Detroit. It's home for me. I just think it's the most dysfunctional community on the planet.


Dysfunctional, yes. But all things considered, we have some really friendly residents. Have you seen the billboards that have a picture of Kwame and right next to his mugshot it says "It's fun ill you get caught"

made me lul
#29
Quote by Daffodil Lament
Dysfunctional, yes. But all things considered, we have some really friendly residents. Have you seen the billboards that have a picture of Kwame and right next to his mugshot it says "It's fun ill you get caught"

made me lul

Methinks we should probably make a Detroit thread.
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#30
Reverse the genders and it's no longer funny...
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#31
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Reverse the genders and it's no longer funny...

It's fucking hilarious.
Fabio groped by 13yo girls on way to have pigeon removed from face.
What a headline!!!!!
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#32
I really can't see this model being convicted. There's no way in hell that those kids were even allowed to be NEAR where she was dancing, and I can't see how anyone could logically make the argument that she saw them there and identified them as 15 year olds in a nightclub / disco environment.
#33
well if she knew what she was doing and allowed it to happen then I don't really see a problem here.

also

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Her lawyer said Judge Mignini was biased against sexy women


what is wrong with the world today. I mean COME ON PEOPLE!!!

edit:
Jackal you have won a thread yet again...



also

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Those lucky bastards...

They probably Jizzed. In. Their. Pants.


this really never happens you can take my word. I want to apologize that's just absurd.
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