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#1
What's that USA? That this Kent be real. That there is Norway that this happen. Well, the unreal can exist Oslo.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#3
*laughs*

"Hahahaha... what's so funny?"

"You had to be there..."

"Oh! A geography joke! Hahahahahaha!"
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
lol, glacier...right?


how about....

Texas?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#6
Quote by sglover34479
Took me a minute to get what that even means. This thread is full of Missouri.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#8
the sPAIN this thread brings to me is worse than a dying TURKEY
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#10
Quote by sglover34479
Took me a minute to get what that even means. This thread is full of Missouri.


Win, WIN, and MORE WIN!
Quote by nodice182
Denny Crane.

Quote by dmiwshicldply
touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#14
Quote by Deliriumbassist
My wife went on holiday to a tropical island.

Jamaica?

No, she went on her own accord.

HARDIHARHAR



That one took me a minute...
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#17
Iran here as soon as I heard about this thread.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#18
Great.

Just what The Pit needs.

Samoa puns.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#19
What's the name of Britain's new black prime minister?


David Cameroon.


Gah, my exhausted brain embarrasses me again!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#20
i gotta Czech if i Congo
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#21
Quote by MangoStarr
the sPAIN this thread brings to me is worse than a dying TURKEY


If you're going to eat said Turkey, make sure you get out the Greece.
........................,;:/|Simply~~Strings|\:;,......................
Quote by JustRooster
I love you forever.

Quote by KeepOnRotting
That Rick Roll was extremely well played.
#22
Quote by bellamy_morello
i gotta Czech if i Congo
Well...... Kenya?
R.I.P. Lester William Polsfuss June 9, 1915–August 13, 2009
Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
Quote by Kensai
I'm a good person and I never meet any pretty girls who loves jesus
#23
Quote by ctb
America sucks.

Andorra the Explorer sucks too.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#24
Quote by -NOFX-
Well...... Kenya?


should i bring my Qatar?
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#26
Quote by bellamy_morello
should i bring my Qatar?
I dunno, it might warp, it's quite Chile.
R.I.P. Lester William Polsfuss June 9, 1915–August 13, 2009
Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
Quote by Kensai
I'm a good person and I never meet any pretty girls who loves jesus
#27
I hope this thread lasts a while, i'm Kuwaiting for my parcel to get here via Korea

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#28
Quote by Chrisiphone
I hope this thread lasts a while, i'm Kuwaiting for my parcel to get here via Korea
What did Dubai?
R.I.P. Lester William Polsfuss June 9, 1915–August 13, 2009
Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
Quote by Kensai
I'm a good person and I never meet any pretty girls who loves jesus
#29
Iraq
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#30
Nothing much, just a source of renewable energy for my pet. I bought an 'Amsterdam.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#31
Quote by -NOFX-
What did Dubai?


i think it was the holland oates greatest hits cd
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#32
was this inspired by that one facebook post in YLYL?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#34
Quote by bellamy_morello
i think it was the holland oates greatest hits cd
lol nice. Anyway, goodnight folks. I'm off Tibet Keep it alive without me!
R.I.P. Lester William Polsfuss June 9, 1915–August 13, 2009
Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
Quote by Kensai
I'm a good person and I never meet any pretty girls who loves jesus
#35
"I ****ing hate crows."
"Why?"
"One stole my sandwhich."
"A Croatia sandwhich?"
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#36
My slutty gf was **** Hungary and stripping on the Poland fell off because she was Russian because her friend Scotland-ed in town so she's Ghana go pick him up.
MonsterBeast Is Fat And Ugly!
#37
Alaska a few questions, then we can procede.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#39
*to model* hold that Brazil please.

Im going to eat a Chile

Haiti!
What? This is my sig...


Gear:

Guitar(s)
Silvertone: Revolver

Guitar FX
Boss ME:70

Amps/Speakers

Silvertone 15 watt amp
Logitech Practice Speakers

Cables
1 Neutrik 15ft cable
1 First Act 4 ft cable
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