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FACT : i was watching porn while reading this
Last edited by psycho826 at Jun 1, 2010,
#4
Anyone think its funny that the state renowned for devout Mormons has the highest porn subscription rate?

"The average porn viewing lasts 6 minutes 29 seconds." thats because no one actually gives a shit about porn, its just for one purpose, and thats not entertainment, its do your business and get out.

Sunday is the highest viewing day...oh God.....
Last edited by EnemyWolf at Jun 1, 2010,
#5
Wow.

The 35% of downloads shocked me the most.
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#8
11, eh? I'm surprised I'm average...

...shit, that means people younger than I was were...

...holy shit...
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#11
I've made my contribution to those stats

I feel proud
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#12
People don't watch porn on Thanksgiving?

I would think it would be more popular as I for one absolutely love stuffing.
#13
Only %12 of sites are pornographic? Only %25 of all searches are pornographic? Maybe it's just me but I honestly am surprised those numbers aren't higher.
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#11 made me a bit disappointed with humanity.
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#17
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#11 made me a bit disappointed with humanity.

To be fair, I'm sure some of them were people looking for information or statistics on it. But yeah, I'm sure most of them were pedos.
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People don't watch porn on Thanksgiving?

I would think it would be more popular as I for one absolutely love stuffing.

On Thanksgiving, since the whole family is together, they share one computer for viewing porn. like carpooling you know?
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#21
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Only %12 of sites are pornographic? Only %25 of all searches are pornographic? Maybe it's just me but I honestly am surprised those numbers aren't higher.


On the search thing, I would imagine most people (myself included) frequent the same sites over and over. I don't need to search for porn everyday, I just open the same tube.
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I've made my contribution to those stats

I feel proud

even #11?
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#25
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even #11?

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#26
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On Thanksgiving, since the whole family is together, they share one computer for viewing porn. like carpooling you know?


I don't think that would work. Different tastes and all.

Dad would want jailbait, Brother would want animal, Aunty would want lesbian, Grandpa would want chubby girls, and Grandma would want webcam stripteases.

My family is so dysfunctional, I don't understand why we all can't fap happily together.
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I don't think that would work. Different tastes and all.

Dad would want jailbait, Brother would want animal, Aunty would want lesbian, Grandpa would want chubby girls, and Grandma would want webcam stripteases.

My family is so dysfunctional, I don't understand why we all can't fap happily together.



dude...
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Also apparently I'm a late porn bloomer I didn't start til 13
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#30
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I don't think that would work. Different tastes and all.

Dad would want jailbait, Brother would want animal, Aunty would want lesbian, Grandpa would want chubby girls, and Grandma would want webcam stripteases.

My family is so dysfunctional, I don't understand why we all can't fap happily together.

Grandpa has good taste in porn.
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Also apparently I'm a late porn bloomer I didn't start til 13

I wouldn't be so high and mighty there Hayley, your slip REALLY contributed to a spike i can tell ya that
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#32
Lol at #11.
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#33
thanx to Q101, im addicted to lobstertube.com

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#34
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I don't think that would work. Different tastes and all.

Dad would want jailbait, Brother would want animal, Aunty would want lesbian, Grandpa would want chubby girls, and Grandma would want webcam stripteases.

My family is so dysfunctional, I don't understand why we all can't fap happily together.

Luckily my family doesn't have that problem.

We all like black booty. No arguing over the remote at our house come christmas...
#35
Quote by JacobTheMe
I don't think that would work. Different tastes and all.

Dad would want jailbait, Brother would want animal, Aunty would want lesbian, Grandpa would want chubby girls, and Grandma would want webcam stripteases.

My family is so dysfunctional, I don't understand why we all can't fap happily together.




#11 makes me sad. I can't believe that many people would... urgh...

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#36
Where are all these porn viewing females in real life?
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#39
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I wouldn't be so high and mighty there Hayley, your slip REALLY contributed to a spike i can tell ya that

Oh I know I contributed to that spike
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#40
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100% of the pit has watched porn in the last 3 days. (that includes Slash)


LOL, Damn I lost it at the Slash part, nice job bro.
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