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#1
Well Pit,

A girl I'm interested in stole my iPhone today. When I got it back, it had her number in my contacts list under 'Your Hero'

So, what witty response should I reply with in the form of a text message? I'm sure the Pit can have some fun with this one. I'd go with the standard "there. now you got my number too", but I think the pit can make things a bit more interesting.

Best comment (within) gets the message sent and I'll post the reply. Bonus points if you can predict the reply.

EDIT: OK the name she put in the phone was 'your hero'. She added her number to my contacts list, and for the name, she put 'your hero'.

She didn't steal it, she just took it when I was sitting with her.
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#2
"Hey"
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#3
She stole it? What?
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"So, you save people or something?"
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#5
Wait. Your hero as in you're her hero or she's yours?
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#7
You could do what I did:
Ask her if she has strong lips because she plays trombone, then when she says yes, ask her to show you the next day
#8
Steal her phone and add yourself to her contacts as "Jesus."


The proceed to text her things like, "Why aren't you in church?" and "You shouldn't be doing what you're doing right now," or "I love you."
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#9
Don't try and bit witty, you dumb ass. She obviously likes you, don't fuck it up trying to be funny or charming.
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#10
If you aren't charming than don't fake it. It only makes you fake and she will expect a certain personality that you don't have.

Of course considering she is interested in somebody as witless as you should say that she has the personality of a brick wall. You two are a match made in heaven.
#11
Just to follow up my previous post, if she's the one who was the hero, then 1:18-1:23;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDz8CW6utWY

Edit: Wait. She added herself? She likes you, don't be an idiot.
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#12
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!1 SAVE ME!!!!!"
She should reply with something along the lines of "why?" or "where are you"

If she asks why, Just say "Arent you my personal superhero?"

If she asks where you are, tell her, and when she gets there......... Buttsecks!!!
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#13
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Well Pit,

A girl I'm interested in stole my iPhone today. When I got it back, it had her number in my contacts list under 'Your Hero'

How cute.

*Teeth grate*

She doesn't sound particularly smart. Just bet her $5 she can't hold her breath 'til she passes out. The rest is up to you.
#14
I can be your hero baby
I can wipe away the pain
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#15
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Steal her phone and add yourself to her contacts as "Jesus."


The proceed to text her things like, "Why aren't you in church?" and "You shouldn't be doing what you're doing right now," or "I love you."


I am definitely going to do this to somebody.
#16
be careful with the witty stuff. it usually goes right over their heads.


but yeah, if you need our help with this, you probably arent a natural witty person. so faking it probably isnt a good idea
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#18
Ask her if she can save you
You won't stand there and wait
You'll hold on to the wings of eagles
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#19
Say "Help mee!! I was in the shower and I spilled some bodywash in the floor of it and slipped. And the steaming hot water is hitting my face and wee-wee. "
#20
Quote by JacobTheMe
If you aren't charming than don't fake it. It only makes you fake and she will expect a certain personality that you don't have.

Of course considering she is interested in somebody as witless as you should say that she has the personality of a brick wall. You two are a match made in heaven.


ah let the shit talking begin from the self proclaimed womanizers. It's just a fun thing to do on an internet forum. maybe some people will come up with something funny, and we'll all get a laugh out of it.

Go ahead and assume whatever you want too. Just get off your high horse.
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#21
Being witty isn't what you want there, just send something to start a conversation like
"So, how you doing then, supergirl?"
#22
You could ask her why she deserves the title of "your hero", reject any reason she tells you, and essentially blackmail her into getting together with you. (will only work if she actually likes you to begin with)
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#23
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ah let the shit talking begin from the self proclaimed womanizers. It's just a fun thing to do on an internet forum. maybe some people will come up with something funny, and we'll all get a laugh out of it.

Go ahead and assume whatever you want too. Just get off your high horse.




Where is the quote where I proclaimed that I am a womanizer? There is a difference between a pick-up artist and somebody that understands that nobody likes a fake.

I believe that you asked for woman help on the internet, so don't criticize me okay there bud?
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ah let the shit talking begin from the self proclaimed womanizers. It's just a fun thing to do on an internet forum. maybe some people will come up with something funny, and we'll all get a laugh out of it.

Go ahead and assume whatever you want too. Just get off your high horse.

Think you're making a few assumptions yourself...

I disapprove as well. You're seeking the advice of more knowledgeable peers to get this gal which'll possibly lead to you both having it off, her getting knocked up and popping out a sprog.

Darwin wouldn't approve.
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I am definitely going to do this to somebody.


hahaha I had this done to me, now this one girl always refers to me as jesus

to the thread starter

I agree with some of these guys that are saying you shouldn't fake charm...because you can't , but seriously though if it was me, I would reply with something like: Hey how about we meet up so you can save me again? Since she most likely likes you, she'll reply with a place and a date.
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#27
You: Help, save me from boredom!
Her: lolk wat up?
You: You're my hero
Her: lol u saw wat i put in ur fone?
You: that wasn't mine..
Her: Then who was fone?


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#28
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Where is the quote where I proclaimed that I am a womanizer? There is a difference between a pick-up artist and somebody that understands that nobody likes a fake.

I believe that you asked for woman help on the internet, so don't criticize me okay there bud?


Maybe I didn't make myself clear in my topic title. Basically, I was just setting everyone up here to write something funny. Again, I don't expect to actually gain anything from this and I don't feel like I need any help here. If I did, I'd take it to the relationship thread. So I wasn't asking for 'help'. (BTW I'm sure the relationship thread has helped a lot of people, based on its popularity.)

Honestly, If I needed legit help with this one, I probably wouldn't have got the number in the first place. So give me a shred of credit.

You post was extremely patronizing. what did you expect?
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#30
Let me rape you.

Works every time.
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#31
go with "My hero!" or something like that.
if you went with something stupid and witty like "supergirl! come quick! my pantaloons have caught me in a bind and i need you to save me! come quick and prepared for dick!" shed never talk to you again.
but then again, i have no idea what kind of girl this is.
just start the damn conversation. "opening" or "pickup" lines never ever work.

ever.
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be careful with the witty stuff. it usually goes right over their heads.



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#37
Ask her what her superhero outfit looks like.

If she likes you already, she won't get creeped out. Then you've got a nice window to mention that you think she'd look hot, then you can tell her about your superhero outfit, or what powers you'd have, or whatever, and then you've got a nice goofy conversation going on with opportunites for a bit of flirting.

Or you could just say 'yo dawg we heard you like Batman so we killed your parents.'
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#38
Just text her saying:

I know your mother said I was good in bed, but it doesn't make me a hero for curing her rather long absence from sex!
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#39
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Being witty isn't what you want there, just send something to start a conversation like
"So, how you doing then, supergirl?"



This. She obviously likes you.
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#40
Hero? Isn't that the male version? I though a female hero was a heroine?

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