#2
Sitting in a garden of hot naked chicks, cold beer and amazing acoustic guitars.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
Ten clone of me plus a million hot women. Perfection defined.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#5
Without religious extremists, ignorance to the point of agressiveness and an overall change in how many people treat other people?

But in a pit friendly way:
Acoustic guitar, sunny day and rape.
I stood before the glittery borders of new radius In search of the fabled city of mud and crushed velvet, What I found was a gutter where the love of entertainment Meets the lust for blood and demerits.
#6
Custard filled donuts up the ass and you don't gain an ounce when you eat one.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
#7
One in which all vital and material needs (food, a house, money no longer being an issue) are automatically satisfied, so that people can focus on themselves and make a contribution to society according to their own individual skills.

It would pose many problems, though.

Also, inb4 stoner wannabes asking for the legalization of all drugs so that they can live as a bunch of constantly high worms for the rest of their shortened lives.
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#8
/inb4 Heaven

Ummm........Devin Townsend better freakin' be there. Oh, and Freddie Mercury. I will learn how to sing like an angel and compose/shred like a demon...
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Would like a sandwich


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#9
Beer. Mostly Gambrinus.
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#10
A huge check signed to me.
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#11
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One where live videos of James Corden being tortured are shown in public places.

I want to live in your ideal world. Can we also torture Nickleback?
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#12
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I want to live in your ideal world. Can we also torture Nickleback?


I'm operating on the assumption that human rights would apply to all except Corden, it wouldn't do to make more exceptions.
#13
Pretty much a society without ignorance. Without ignorance, crime would go down drastically, twats wouldn't piss you off, and stuff like racism/homophobia would no longer be a problem

DYNAMEDIT: Plus it'd mean no more of that goatse-hole Nick Griffin
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#15
I have to be the center of it and no one ever disagrees with what I do and I always get my way
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I lol'd

First lol row
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They will be twin boys named God and Satan and I will make them fight each other.

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If I cross the street to get away from them, then it's a latino.
#17
Perfect Society?

I wouldn't want a perfect society
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#19
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I'm operating on the assumption that human rights would apply to all except Corden, it wouldn't do to make more exceptions.

Have you seen the atrocities which Nickleback have committed?
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#20
It's impossible.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black